Cletus T. Judd - Goodbye Squirrel Lyrics

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Me and Harold Buffet were outdoors men

Set in our backwoods ways

Both members of the huntin both active in the NRA

National Redneck Association

We scouted a location were we had no doubt

We'd kill the biggest buck in the world

"about a 34 pointer"

Harold waited in his tree stand

But all he seen was a squirrel

Then we finnaly found a buck as big as a horse

Harold had it in his cross-hairs

"SHOOT IT!"

But that squirrel jumped off a branch above us and landed in Harolds hair

"hey hey get get it off hey hey!"

Harold fell off the stand on his head he landed

Like a whimp he layed there and cried

Till i climbed on down picked him up off the ground

And it didn't take us long to decide

THAT SQUIRREL HAD TO DIE!

"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

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Me and Harold went down to the surplus store

Bought a keg of dynomite!

Two baseball bats and a case of m-80s

We were in for one heck of a fight

WE'LL SHOW YOU!

"When your huntin with dumb and dumber

Somethins surely bound to go wrong"and when harold lit that

Real short fuse I knew i wouldn't be long"sssssssssss"

When the dynomite "BLEW!" Harolds foot did "TOO!"

And fingers began to fly

We were barely alive when the game warden arrived

And much to our suprise THAT SQURREL DIDN'T DIE!

"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

Just one more shot *Bang*

You'll be in me crock-pot squirrel

I'll skin your hide and make a hat when its dry squirrel!

You'll make a lunch you oversized chipmunk squirrel!

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