Stanley Holloway - Get Me To The Church On Time Lyrics

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JAMIE AND HARRY:

There's just a few more hours.

That's all the time you've got;

A few more hours

Before they tie the knot.

ALFIE:

There's drinks and girls all over London

And I've gotta track 'em down

In just a few more hours.

Set 'em up, me darlin'!

I'm getting married in the mornin'!

Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime.

Pull out the stopper!

Let's have a whopper!

But get me to the church on time!

I got ta be there in the mornin',

Spruced up and lookin' in me prime.

Girls, come and kiss me;

Show how you'll miss me.

But get me to the church on time!

If I am dancin',

Roll up the floor.

If I am whistlin',

Whewt me out the door!

For I'm gettin' married in the mornin'.

Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime.

Kick up a rumpus,

But don't lose the compass,

And get me to the church...

JAMIE AND HARRY:

Get 'I'm to the church...

ALFIE:

For God's sake, get me to the church on time!

ALFIE AND CHORUS:

I'm/He's getting married in the mornin'.

Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime.

Some bloke who's able

Lift up the table,

And get me to the church on time!

ALFIE:

If I am flyin',

Then shoot me down.

If I am wooin',

Get her out of town!

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ALFIE AND CHORUS:

For I'm/He's getting married in the morning!

Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime.

ALFIE:

Feather and tar me;

Call out the Army;

But get me to the church.

Get me to the church.

For God's sake, get me to the church on time!

CHORUS:

He's getting married in the mornin'!

Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime.

ALFIE:

Come on! Pull out the stopper!

Let's have a whopper!

But get me to the church on time!

CHORUS:

He's got ta be there in the mornin',

Spruced up and lookin' in 'is prime.

ALFIE:

Girls, come and kiss me;

Show how you'll miss me.

But get me to the church on time!

If I am dancin',

Roll up the floor.

If I am whistlin',

Whewt me out the door!

CHORUS:

For he's getting married in the mornin'.

Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime.

ALFIE:

Drug me or jail me,

Stamp me and mail me.

But get me to the church...

CHORUS:

Get him to the church...

ALFIE:

For God's sake, get me to the church on time!

[Musical interlude]

CHORUS:

Girls, come and kiss 'I'm;

Show how you'll miss 'I'm.

But get him to the church on time!

[Musical interlude]

CHORUS:

Kick up a rumpus,

But don't lose the compass,

And get him to the church on time!

ALFIE AND CHORUS:

If I am flyin',

Then shoot me down.

If I am wooin',

Get her out of town!

CHORUS:

He's gettin' married in the mornin'.

Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime.

HARRY:

Some bloke who's able

Lift up the table,

ALFIE:

Get me to the church on time!

CHORUS:

Get him to the church!

Get him to the church!

HARRY AND JAMIE:

Starlight is reelin' 'ome to bed now.

Mornin' is smearin' up the sky.

CHORUS:

London is wakin'.

Daylight is breakin'.

Good luck, old chum,

Good health, goodbye.

ALFIE:

I'm gettin' married in the mornin'.

Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime.

CHORUS:

Hail and salute me,

Then haul off and boot me;

And get him to the church,

Get him to the church!

For God's sake, get him to the church on time!

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