Stephen Lynch - Gerbil Lyrics

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(Verse 1)

I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo

If Richard Geere can do it i can too

I get undressed, I start to lube

I stick the gerbil at the end of the tube

Wondering just, How he'll feel

Will he like better than his little wheel

Careful now, He's right beside me

One more inch and he's inside me

(CHORUS)

GOOOO!! GERBIL GOOOO!!

Burrow harder, Burrow deeper

Be my little chimney sweeper

One thing I forgot about

How am I supposed to get you out

(Laughter)

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(Verse 2)

So now my gerbil's on easy street

Its warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat

This situation is beyond my control

Gotta find away to get him out of his hole

I try crowbars, I try wires

I almost hurt him with a pair of pliers

I try cheese but he's not biting

I wish this wasn't so exciting

(CHORUS)

GOOOO!! GERBIL GOOOO!!

Jesus i am such a sucker

Please get out u furry fuOOh!

I think i am getting ill

Suddenly, He's very very still

(Pause)

(Verse 3)

Now it's too late my gerbil died

I guess I have commited, Gerbacide

Here's some advise, It's pretty clear cut

If you love your gerbil don't stick him up your butt

Don't stick him up your butt

Little furry gerbil in your booty hole

Don't stick him up your...(mumbles while singing)

Yeah...

(Clapping)

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