Frank Zappa - Flakes Lyrics

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Flakes. flakes

Flakes, flakes

They don't do no good

They never be workin' when they oughta should

They waste your time

They're wastin' mine

California's got the most of them

Boy, they got a host of them

Swear to god they got the most at every business on the coast

Swear to god they got the most at every business on the coast

They got the flakes

Flakes, flakes

They can't fix your brakes

You ask 'em, "Where's my motor?"

"Well, it was eaten by snakes"

You can stab 'n' shoot 'n' spit but they won't be fixin' it

They're lyin' an lazy

They can be drivin' you crazy

Swear to god they got the most at every business on the coast

Swear to god they got the most at every business on the coast

Take it away, bob

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I asked as nice as I could if my job would somehow be finished by Friday

Well, the whole damn weekend came n went, Frankie

(Wanna buy some mandies, bob?)

You know what?

They didn't do nothin' but they charged me double for Sunday

Now, you know, no matter what you do, they gonna cheat and rob you

And then they'll give you a bill that'll get your senses reelin'

And if you do not pay, they got computer collectors that'll get you so crazy 'til your head'll go through the ceilin'

Yes, it will

I'm a moron and this is my wife

She's frosting a cake with a paper knife

All what we got here's American made

It's a little bit cheesy but it's nicely displayed

Well, we don't get excited when it crumbles and breaks

We just get on the phone and call up some flakes

They rush on over and wreck it some more

And we are so dumb, they're linin' up at our door

Well, our toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon

The plumber he says, "Never flush a tampon"

This great information cost me half a weeks pay and the toilet blew up later on the next day

Blew up the next day

One two three four

Flakes, flakes

Flakes, flakes

Flakes, flakes

One two three four (Flakes)

We are millions and millions, were coming to get ya

Were protected by unions so don't let it upset you

Can't escape the conclusion, it's probably gods will that civilization will grind to a standstill

And we are the people who will make it all happen

While your children is sleepin', your puppy is crappin'

You might call us flakes or something else you might coin us

We know you're so greedy that you'll probably join us

Were coming to get ya, were coming to get ya

Were coming to get ya, were coming to get ya

Were coming to get ya, were coming to get ya

Were coming to get ya, were coming to get ya

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