Macc Lads - Failure With Girls Lyrics

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I've got an ugly face

With spots all over the place

I haven't got any mates

And me clothes have gone out of date.

I go to the pub on me own

And i drink me orange alone

I sit and stare at the crack

But they just turn their backs.

I want to chat them up

But i stare at me feet

And then i go home and i beat me meat.

I'm dead shy about the size of me dick

And chips and gravy make me sick.

I'm a failure with girls

I don't know why

He's a failure with girls

He don't know why.

I'm a failure with girls

They're so unkind

He's a failure with girls

They're so unkind.

I'm a failure with girls

They make me cry

He's a failure with girls

They make him cry.

Only wish i could say that i don't mind.

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A macc lad of me took note

And he poured a pint of bitter down me throat

It were the first pint i ever had

And i changed to a real macc lad.

Me clothes started looking real flash

I got a tattoo and a moustache

And me car got a go-faster stripe

And now i pull crack every night.

And i'm not weak anymore

'cos me dick measures three foot four

So don't you call me wimp

'cos it's three foot four even when it's limp.

I'm dead macho with girls

I never fail

He's dead macho with girls

He nevers fails.

I'm dead macho with girls

'cos i sup ale

He's dead macho with girls

'cos he sups ale.

I'm dead macho with girls

Thanks to willies

He's dead macho with girls

Thanks to willies.

Only wish i didn't have vd...

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