Eminem - Evil Deeds Lyrics

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Lord please forgive me for what I do

For I know not what I've done

Father please forgive me for I know not what I do

I just never had the chance to ever meet you

Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be

My Mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

Momma had a baby and it's head popped off

My Momma don't want me the next thing

I know I'm gettin' dropped off

Ring ring ring on the door bell

And the next door neighbors on their front porch

But they didn't want me neither

So they left me on someone else's lawn

Till somebody finally took me in

My great aunt and uncle Edna 'n Charles

They were the ones who were left in charge

My elementary they gang up on me and sang this song

It went a little somethin' like

Mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb

Debbie had a Satan spawn Satan spawn

Momma why do they keep saying this

I just don't understand understand

And by the way where's my dad?

Father please forgive me for I know not what I do

I just never had the chance to ever meet you

Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be

My Mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

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Predominantly predominantly everything's always predominantly

Predominantly white predominantly black but what about me

Where does that leave me? Well I guess that I'm between predominantly

Both of 'em I think if I hear that fuckin' word again I'ma scream

While I'm projectile vomiting what do I look like a comedian to you?

Do you think that I'm kidding? What do I look like some kind of idi

Wait a minute shit don't answer that why am I so misunderstood?

Why do I go through so much bullshit it sucks bullshit it's tush mull bish

Woe is me there goes poor Marshall again whinin' about his millions

And his mansion and his sorrow he's always drownin' in

From the dad he never had and how his childhood was so bad

And how his mom was a dope addict and his ex-wife how they go at it

Man I'd hate to have it as bad as that Mr. Mathers

Claims he had it I can't imagine it that little rich

Poor white bastard needs to take some of that cash out the bank

And take a bath in it man if I only had half of it

Shit if you only knew the half of it

Father please forgive me for I know not what I do

I just never had the chance to ever meet you

Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be

My Mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

Evil deeds while I plant these evil seeds

Please release me from these demons

I never had any of this shit planned mom

Please believe I don't wanna be Satan's spawn

Never got the chance to say I'm sorry

Now look at all the pain I caused

Dear Santa Claus why you not comin' this year again?

What did I do that was so bad to deserve this?

Everything could have been so perfect

But life ain't a fairytale I'm about to be hoist up in the air

Forty feet below me there's people everywhere

I don't even know what it feel like

They know me 'cause I'm in this ferris wheel

And all I wanna do is go to the mall

And take Hailie on the carousel

Without this crowd everywhere I go

But life is like a merry-go-round

Here we go now doe-se-doe now

Curtains up the show must go

Now ring around the Rosie the shows over

You can all go home now but the curtain just don't close for me

This ain't how fame is supposed to be

Where's the switch I could just turn off and on

This ain't what I chose to be

So please God give me the strength

To have what it takes to carry on till I pass 50

Back the baton the camera's on my soul is gone

Father please forgive me for I know not what I do

I just never had the chance to ever meet you

Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be

My Mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

Father please forgive me for I know not what I do

I just never had the chance to ever meet you

Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be

My Mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

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