Butterfingers - Everytime Lyrics

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Everytime I clean my room, I make another mess

Everytime I miss the bus, I'm late for a test

Everytime I'm re-incarnated, it's in the lowest form

I leave my window open every time there is a storm

Everytime I have a hangover, I have to go to work

Everytime I masturbate dry it tends to hurt

Everytime I pat a dog he bites me on the hand

Everytime I talk to aliens, they don't understand

Everytime I skate, I get another bruise

Everytime I get drunk, I vomit on my shoes

Everytime I scratch, the needle jumps

Everytime I drink milk, it comes out in lumps

Everytime I freestyle, I just talk shit

Everytime I catch the bus, there is nowhere to sit

Everytime I catch a train, Im hassled for a ticket

Everytime I bat in cricket, 1st ball takes a wicket

Everytime I'm drunk at a party in a toga, I pull a damn hamstring to prove I do yoga

Everytime I eat, I get a pain in my chest

Everytime I thinks it's heartburn, it's cardiac arrest

Everytime I make a call, call waiting interrupts

Everytime I dump a load at someone's house, it won't flush

Everytime it won't flush, it stains the ceramic

If you ever see me happy it because I'm manic

Doomed to fail

*It's not easy being me

Doomed to fail

*It's not easy being me

Everytime I give advice, it comes out wrong

Everytime I get raided, my prints are on the bong

Everytime I score, I get shitty leaf

I was living with the navajo until they heard me dis the cheif.

Cause everytime we'd smoke a joint, I'd end up with the roach

Everytime I skip sport, I get drilled by the coach

But every time I play footy, I get tackled in the dirt

I crack another rib and it really fuckin hurts

Everytime I brush my teeth, I find another cavity

Everytime I try to fly, I discover gravity

Everytime I have a craving, I run out of food

Everytime we spin the bottle, I'm the 1 who ends up nude

Everytime I give a girl an orgasm, she fakes

Everytime I jam it in, the condom breaks

Everytime I gamble, I lose all my chips

Everytime I eat all bran, I get the shits

But everytime I shit, it takes about an hour

And there's never any paper so I have to have a shower

But everytime I shower the towel is already wet

And it's not wet with water but wet with cum and sweat

Everytime I pluck my pubic hairs to make myself attractive

My dick gets sore and I fuck like a spastic

Everytime I write a song, radio stations ban it

Cause when you play my records in reverse they're satanic

Worship Satan,

Worship Satan,

Worship Satan,

Worship Satan,

Worship Satan,

Worship Satan,

Worship Satan,

Worship Satan,

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Everytime I make a joke, people take me serious

Everytime I go down on a girl, she's on her period

Everytime I drive a car, a cop will pull me over

But I'll say I'm someone else and that I'm sober

Every blind date turns out to be blind

My looks are all I have and that is why I mind

Everytime I have a dream, I'm at the school dance

Everyone is looking at me cause I don't have any pants

Everytime we play piggy in the middle, I'm the pig

Everytime we play tiggy, I'm the 1 who's it

Everytime I lick toad, I get warts on my tongue

Everytime I see a killer bee, It's when im getting stung

Everytime I play scrabble, I make the word "AT"

Every wet fart, leaves a stain where I sat

Everytime I fuck your mum, she wants it in the bum

And everytime I'm done, it's not because I've come

Everytime I crack onto a chick i pull my sack out

Everytime I try to suck my dick, I put my back out

Everytime I catch a wave, I hit a coral reef

And everytime I order vegetarian, I get beef

Doomed to fail

I Get Beef

Doomed to fail

Chicken's not a vegetable

Doomed to fail

I Get Beef

Doomed to fail

Chicken's not a vegetable

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