The Lucksmiths - English Murder Mystery Lyrics

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I love her but she loves agatha christie

And shes so wrapped up in the english murder mystery

I was nowhere near the scene of the crime

I was nowhere around at the time

Someone dropped arsenic in mr robinsons wine

Getting angry doesnt suit her

Says her english literature tutor

She's a sheep in wolves clothing

Its a bad disguise

I couldnt help noticing with due surprise

That shes dotted her ts and crossed her is

And she wants to take me away to a hotel in

Bornmouth for the holidays

What's murder and suspense between good friends?

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We took a cliched clifftop walk

And i made the mistake of mentioning peter falk

She says american tv has killed the murder mystery

'cause the killer's always caught by 10.23

I had the motive but she gave me the means

A dagger in the drawing room just after tea

She was miss scarlet with embarrassment

And envy turned me reverend green

I love her but she loves agatha christie

Shes dead serious about her family history

But she made me promise that id never hurt her

She looked so suspicious at the supper i served her

One mans meat is another mans murder

And she wants to put me away in a room without a view for a long holiday

Whats prosecution and defence?

Whats common law and common sense?

Whats a barbed wire electrified fence between friends?

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