The Muppets - Ebenezer Scrooge (From A Muppets Christmas Carol) Lyrics

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When a cold wind blows it chills you,

Chills you to the bone

But there's nothin' in nature that freezes your heart

Like years of bein' alone

Its paints you with indifference,

Like a lady paints with rouge

And the worst of the worst,

The most hated and cursed

Is the one that we call Scrooge

Un kind as any,

And the wrath of many,

This is that Ebenezer Scrooge

OH! There goes Mr. Humbug,

There goes mister Grim

If they gave a prize for bein' mean

The winner would be him

Oh, Scroogey loves his money

Cause he thinks it gives him power

If he became a flavor, you can bet he would be sour

(Even the vegetables don't like him!)

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There goes mister Skin flint

There goes mister Greed

The undisputed master of the under-handed deed

He charges folks a fortune for his dark and drafty houses

Us small folk live in misery

Its even worse for mouses

(Please sir, I want some cheese)

He must be so lonely

He must be so sad

He goes to extremes to convince us he´sbad

He´s really a victem of fear and of pride

Look close and there must be a sweet man inside

Nah! Uh-Uh!

There goes mister outrage,

There goes mister sneer

He has no time for friends or fun

His anger makes that clear

Don't ask him for a favor cause his nastiness increases

No crust of bread for those in need

No cheeses for us mices

(Gonzo/Charles Dickens: Scrooge liked the cold

He was hard and sharp as a flint

Secret and self contained

As solitary as an oyster)

There goes mister Heartless

There goes mister Cruel

He never gives

He only takes

He lets his hunger rule

If being mean´s A way of life

He´ll practice and Rehearse

And all that work is payin' off

Cause Scrooge is getting worse

Everyday in everyway

Scrooge is getting worse!

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