The Wonder Years - Dude, What Is A Land Pirate? Lyrics

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Sweetheart you don't understand.

Pirates weren't made to dance.

We just weren't made for it.

We slit throats we don't cut rugs

But if it means that much

I guess that i could take a chance.

We'll both go we'll both go.

I won't ruin your night.

You know how i get into knife-fights

What if my leg breaks while we dance?

Then we'll both go down.

We just weren't made for it.

Just weren't made for it.

Just weren't made for it.

Just weren't made for it.

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So i paint my peg leg for the prom.

And i've been practicing my dance moves all year long.

So you'd better keep a look out just in case

In case i go for second base with my hook out.

I went out and got a tux

And a limo for the both of us.

I pulled up trying to impress.

And we'll both go we'll both go.

Despite how hard i tried

You cried and ruined our night

Just cause my bird shit on your dress.

We won't fucking go down.

So i paint my peg leg for the prom.

And i've been practicing my dance moves all year long.

Say what you will about me and how i do things

But don't you open your mouth about polly.

I guess we made a scene cause in come the police

Waving guns and asking me to leave.

And we won't even try to say goodnight

Cause we know that you won't apologize.

We won't even try to say goodnight

Cause we know that you still think you're right

And we mean the things we say.

We say just what we mean.

So i paint my peg leg for the prom.

And i've been practicing my dance moves all year long.

So you'd better keep a look out just in case

In case i go for the third base with my hook out.

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