Drug Ballad Lyrics

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Yeah woo ****

Aight

Guess what? i ain't coming in yet

I'll come in a minute

Aye yo this is my love song

It goes like this

Back when mark walhberg was marky mark

This is how we used to make the party start

We used to mix hen' with bacardi dark

And when it kicks in you can hardly talk

And by the sixth gin you're gonna probably crawl

And you'll be sick then and you'll probably barf

And my prediction is you're gonna probably fall

Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall

And every thing's spinning you're beginnin' to think

Women are swimming in pink linen again in the sink

Then in a couple of minutes that bottle of guiness is finished

You are now allowed to officially slap ****

You have the right to remain violent and start wilin'

Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyin' you

Get in your car start it and start drivin'

Over the island and cause a 42 car pile-up

Earth calling pilot to co-pilot

Look at the life on this planet sir no sign of it

All i can see is a bunch of smoke flyin'

And i'm so high that i might die if i go by it

Let me out of this place i'm outta place

I'm in outer space i've just vanished without a trace

I'm going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow

I'll be back in an hour or so

'cause every time i go to try to leave

Somethin' keeps pullin' on my sleeve

I don't wanna but i gotta stay

These drugs really got ahold of me

'cause every time i try to tell them "no"

They won't let me ever let them go

I'm a sucka all i gotta say

These drugs really got ahold of me

In third grade all i used to do

Was sniff glue through a tube and play rubix cube

17 years later i'm as rude as jude

Scheming on the first chick with the hugest boobs

I've got no game and every face looks the same

They got no name so i don't need game to play

I just say whatever i want to whoever i want

Whenever i want wherever i want however i want

However i do show some respect to few

As ecstasy got me standing next to you

Getting sentimental as **** spillin' guts to you

We just met but i think i'm in love with you

But you're on it too so you tell me you love me too

Wake up in the morning like "yo what the **** we do?"

I gotta go **** you know i have got stuff to do

'cause if i get caught cheatin' then i'm stuck with you

But in the long run these drugs are probably gonna

Catch up sooner or later but **** it i'm on one so let's enjoy

Let the x destroy your spinal cord so it's not a straight line no more

'til we walk around looking like some wind-up dolls

****'s sticking out of our backs like a dinosaur

**** six hits won't even get me high no more

So bye for now i'm gonna try to find some more

'cause every time i go to try to leave

Somethin' keeps pullin' on my sleeve

I don't wanna but i gotta stay

These drugs really got ahold of me

'cause every time i try to tell them "no"

They won't let me ever let them go

I'm a sucka all i gotta say

These drugs really got ahold of me

That's the sound of a bottle when it's hollow

When you swallow it all wallow and drown in your sorrow

And tomorrow you're probably gonna wanna do it again

What's a little spinal fluid between you and a friend? screw it

And what's a little bit of alcohol poisoning? and what's a little fight?

Tomorrow you'll be boys again

It's your life live it however you wanna

Marijuana is everywhere where was you brought up?

It don't matter as long as you get where you're going

'cause none of the **** is gonna mean **** where we're going

They tell you to stop but you just sit there ignoring

Even though you wake up feeling like **** every morning

But you're young you've got a lot of drugs to do

Girls to screw parties to crash sucks to be you

If i could take it all back now i wouldn't

I would have did more **** that people said that i shouldn't

But i'm all grown up now and upgraded and graduated

To better drugs and updated

But i've still got a lot of growing up to do

I've still got a whole lot of throwing up to spew

But when it's all said and done i'll be 40

Before i know it with a 40 on the porch telling stories

With a bottle of jack two grandkids in my lap

Babysitting for haley while haley's out getting smashed

'cause every time i go to try to leave

Somethin' keeps pullin' on my sleeve

I don't wanna but i gotta stay

These drugs really got ahold of me

'cause every time i try to tell them "no"

They won't let me ever let them go

I'm a sucka all i gotta say

These drugs really got ahold of me

'cause every time i go to try to leave

Somethin' keeps pullin' on my sleeve

I don't wanna but i gotta stay

These drugs really got ahold of me

'cause every time i try to tell them "no"

They won't let me ever let them go

I'm a sucka all i gotta say

These drugs really got ahold of me

Drugs really got ahold of me

They really got ahold of me

These drugs really got ahold of me

They really got ahold of me

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