The Lonely Island - Dream Girl Lyrics

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Some dude once said that love is a many funny things

I know there's a perfect girl out

There for me cuz I see her in my dreams

Dream girl you're a fantasy you're the only one

Out there for me My love

Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley

Love how not one but both eyes are lazy

When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus

Thick skin strong nose like a rhinoceros

Dream girl so beautiful lips all crumby

Skin like asphalt nose so runny

Thick thighs no waist not a care in the world

You not crazy girl you just my baby girl

Yo you're a vision in sweats with the neon patch

Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth

Rainbow poncho the female Tonto

Hear a loud noise start buckin' like a bronco

Dream girl you're a fantasy you're the only one

Out there for me My love

You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City

You like a hot bowl of grits only way more gritty

Straight drippin' in turquoise my Santa Fe queen

One short leg you got that Santa Fe Lean

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It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep

And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peep

You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig

Love to watch you in the backyard when you go out to dig

Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck

Little rascal how'd you get screwed to the deck?

You put away slurpees like a trash can

Your smile's all stainy and your not too brainy and

I like that!

Talking to your shoe like it's your friend

I like that!

Yellin' at the walls in make pretend

I like that!

Tellin' you to stop and then you don't

You say you're gonna stab me in my sleep

But you won't!

Last week thought I saw you on the street

Turns out it was a bag of trash

Just a big ol' bag of trash

I thought you look like a bag of trash

Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room

Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon

Your sexy and your spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix

And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts

Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British

Never take the Chex Mix cuz you always get skittish

Open clams with both feet cuz your ambidextrous

No point cuz we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix

Chex Mix number one food snack in the land

It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand

Chex Mix at your local grocer buy a box

Your family will all say

CHEX MIX ROCKS!

Chex Mix you're the snack for me you're the only one

I'll ever eat or buy

Chex Mix you're delicious you got 60% less fat than potato chips TM

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