Dans Home Grown - Down Here In Belmar Lyrics

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Down Here In Belmar at 1-1-1 10th

The sun always shines and our money's well spent

But like the Cream needed Clapton and like my coffee needs cream

This house needs "Puff Danny" to come up with it's theme

..so set it off one time just like that...

Down Here in Belmar we've got lots of booze

Ain't got Scotty Holmes or other freaks with tattoos

Don't have too much privacy - someone's here all the time

And we don't have a phone so Dee can't "Star 69"

Down Here in Belmar you won't die of thirst

Verdi and Pomper have birthdays, but Marilyn's comes first

She'll probably get sloppy drunk like all birthday girls do

But hey baby... everybody gets a little sloppy sometimes - and I

Probably will too

Down Here in Belmar people go to the beach

For every ten ugly girls there's always one who's a peach

Today Matt hit the shore to scope out the women

But he just gelled his hair - there ain't no way he'll be swimmin'

With only one suitcase each, Kerry and Michelle are both here

Their other luggage is at the Red Barn... and they're getting more

Beer

I wanna bomp her... her name is Pomper - just look at that face!

OK, I know... I think I'm rambling... uh, let's hear that funky bass..

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(bass solo with James Brown spoken sampling)

I comb what's left of my hair and I'm ready to rock

I've got a couple of Trojans tucked away in my sock

It's a secret I learned from my bro Shorty Rock

In case I get the bitches swayin' to the rhythm of my cock

Well a few more beers later, and a couple of funnels

My speech was all slurred... hell, my vision was tunneled

I could've spent the night at DJAIS with an awful lot of ladies

But I passed out with the CD playing Madonna - vintage 80's

(sample of Madonna's "Like A Virgin")

Hey look, it's Meri - for the beach she is ready

But she forgot her sunblock and now she's red as a cherry

Well, pop goes the weasel 'cause the weasel goes pop

Misjudged a clearance in my Monte - now I've got a drop-top

So now it's me in my Monte and Mike in his Vette

We cruise the strip for cheap girls - Mike hasn't told Laurie yet

And where the hell is Anne? No one knows where she's been

The beach? Bar A? Maybe Skee-ball? The answer's blowing in the

Wind

This is the verse where I should mention Paul Fred

But he's got his own song - I think enough has been said

So come down to Belmar and stay until Sunday

Do something dumb, create gossip - so Laurie has some for Monday

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