Tom Green - Don't Mess With A Man (After He Takes A Big Poo Poo) Lyrics

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Check it out yeah

Don't mess with a man right after he takes a big poo-poo

It's not the time to be dramatic right after he takes a big poo-poo

You gotta watch what you say; right after a man takes a poo-poo

Because his liable to freak out right after he dumps his doo-doo.

I knew a guy named jamal addicted to prank phone calls

He called the bowling alley to talk about his balls

And then he hung up and hid in the bathroom stall and took a big poo-poo

It stunk so bad he didn't know what to do-do the wallpaper started peeling

So he wiped his butt and started dancing on the ceiling just like lionel ritchie

The only difference he just taken a crap and his butt was itchy

Then he went and caught a movie and he ate some popcorn started slurping on a spoon

The chick in front of him said 'be quiet'

So he slapped the fucking fat bitch and told her to go on a diet

See her boyfriend started a riot so he pulled out his glock and said 'don't even try it'

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Don't mess with a man right after he takes a big poo-poo

It's not the time to be dramatic right after he takes a big poo-poo

You gotta watch what you say; right after a man takes a poo-poo

Because his liable to freak out right after he dumps his doo-doo.

One day i was sitting on the toilet reading a magazine and trying to enjoy it

I think it was an article in popular mechanics

'bout how to use mechano to make a praying mantis

I got bored so i got off the crapper washed my hands

And turned the light off with a clapper

See i didn't want to hit the light switch see

People with poo on their hands probably had touched it

So then i went and bought some gum

And then i walked around the shopping mall acting like a dum-dum

Shoplifting some jeans at old navy put them on my head and acting all crazy

I said 'look at me everybody i'm a man with jeans on my head

And if you don't like it then you got no cred'

I flipped them all the bird and this is what i said this is what i said!

Don't mess with a man right after he takes a big poo-poo

It's not the time to be dramatic right after he takes a big poo-poo

You gotta watch what you say; right after a man takes a poo-poo

Because his liable to freak out right after he dumps his doo-doo.

I heard about a guy named ricky he took a poo in a paper bag it was sticky

He went to detention lit the bag on fire now this is the type of story that i admire

See the teacher stomped out the fire with his foot and ricky said

'bitch you got my shit on your foot ha bitch you got my shit on your foot yeah!'

Ricky said 'bitch you got my shit on your foot ha!'

Don't mess with a man right after he takes a big poo-poo

It's not the time to be dramatic right after he takes a big poo-poo

You gotta watch what you say; right after a man takes a poo-poo

Because his liable to freak out right after he dumps his doo-doo.

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