Weird Al Yankovic - Dog Eat Dog Lyrics

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May 28 2012

Weird Al Yankovic Dog Eat Dog lyrics is the 9th song on the album "The Essential Weird Al Yankovic" by Weird Al Yankovic. Don't miss the latest news and gossip about the artist: "Weird Al Yankovic Turns Down Dancing With the Stars".
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Dog Eat Dog by Weird Al Yankovic

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Found a job in a great big office

And i really love this place

I got my my very own scotch tape dispenser

And i got a private parking space ha

And i got a coffee mug with my with my name right on it

In big bold letters so everyone knows it's mine

Don't even touch it 'cause it doesn't belong to you

I'm watching you so don't get funny

I'm climbing up up the corporate ladder

Watch out it's dog eat dog

Nose against the grindstone it feels alright

Watch out well it's dog eat dog

Here we go

I love to watch my boss get angry

So i can count the veins in his neck ha

Every day is like a picnic

Every friday get a check

Well do i smell jelly donuts? this is my lucky day

I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetener

Hold on a minute just one more jelly donut

They'll never miss it no they'll never miss it

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I'm climbing up up the corporate ladder

Watch out well it's dog eat dog

Nose against the grindstone it feels alright

Watch out hey well it's dog eat dog

Sometimes i can't believe this is all really happening

Sometimes i can't believe that i'm really sitting here

Sometimes i tell myself "this is not my beautiful stapler"

Sometimes i tell myself "this is not my beautiful chair"

Nobody's sure what i do here

And that's just fine with me

Five o'clock is here much too soon now

'cause i just never wanna leave

I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals

Maybe i could get on on david letterman

I think i made a big mistake

Where's my liquid paper? where's my liquid paper?

I'm climbing up way up the corporate ladder now

Watch out it's dog eat dog

Nose against the grindstone it feels alright

Better be careful now it's dog eat dog

Watch me work hey hey stand back now

Look out mama it's dog eat dog

Nose against the grindstone it feels real good

Hey dog eat dog

Here we go dog eat dog

Say dog eat dog

Hey hey dog eat dog

Say dog eat dog

Here we go dog eat dog

Dog eat dog

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