2 Live Crew - Dirty Nursery Rhymes Lyrics

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You aint got no shit for me

My mamma and your mamma was talking a lil shit

My mamma called your mamam a bulldagger ass bitch

I know your sister and the bitch aint shit

She's slayed me and all da boys

And even sucked our dick

Jack and Jill went up da hill to have a little fun

Jack got mad kicked jill in the ass cuz she couldn't make him come

Momma Bear and Poppa Bear went for a walk through da forrest

Momma Bear asked Poppa Bear could he could eat her porridge

Poppa Bear said "Shit Bitch, You must think I'm Sick

Just get down here on your knees and suck this bear ass dick"

Abraham Lincoln was a good ol' man

He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand

Said "excuse me ladies, I'm doin my duty so pull down your pants and give me some booty"

This is far out

There's an ol' lady who lives in a shoe

Got a house full of kids and don't know what to do

She sucked and fucked all the niggas around

When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found

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Little Miss Muffet sat on da tuffit

With her legs gapped open wide

Up came a spider

Looked up inside her and said "That pussy's wide!"

Little Jack Horner sat in in da corner

Fuckin Miss cutie pie

Stuck in his thumb and made da bitch cum

And said "Hellova nigga am I!"

Humpty Dumpty fell of da wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls

All da kings horses and all da kings men

Couldn't put that fat muthafucker back together again

Yo Ed wait... I got one... Hey dig dis I got one...

Check dis out...

Da two dudes... dig dis da two dudes... two dudes dressed like nuns... right

Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to your grandmother's house

But before she got there

She met this man that turned her hot ass out

Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair

Da dogs on my ass and their gettin near

Her hair came loose

And fell on her lake

Bitch check your weave that's in dat lake

Bitch get dat weave out

(DJ)

You dirty bitch get dat weave out

(Mix it)

Bitch get dat weave out

Hey you ruined my record, man! I just bought it!

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