Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such An Asshole (The San Clemente Magnetic Deviation) Lyrics

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May 28 2012

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[includes quotes from Midnight Sun (Hampton/Burke/Mercer), The Battle Hymn Of The Republic (Steffe/Howe) and Billy The Mountain]

[Vinyl spoken intro:

Tower Theater, Upper Darby, PA

February 12, 1988

Song:

Warner Theatre, Washington DC

February 9, 1988

Hall Tivoli, Strasbourg, France

May 23, 1988

Broome County Arena, Binghamton, NY

March 17, 1988

Olympen, Lund, Sweden

April 26, 1988

Music Hall, Cleveland, Ohio

March 5, 1988]

FZ: Thank you! Hate to see this go to waste

Ike: Fringe. I mean that, man

FZ: Alright. CNN ran a story last week about this new product that has been developed for our prison system. It is called "Confinement Loaf." Now what it is it's, uh, bean by-products compressed into a loaf, which is administered to problem prisoners. Their diet will be a slice of "Confinement Loaf" and a cup of water, and it seems to mellow them out right away. So my question is: How long before "Confinement Loaf" appears in United States High Schools?

One 'n one is eleven!

Two 'n two is twenty-two!

Won't somebody kindly tell me,

What the government's tryin' t' do . . .

Dickie's just to tricky

For a chump like me to use, oh use

You take that sub-committee serious, boy (and I'm serious)

You just might get a seizure from the evenin' news

Millions 'n millions of dollars . . .

Much as he might need . . . (good work!)

He could open up a chain of motels, people,

On the highway, yes indeed!

Quadrophonic desperation! (oh, pinch that loaf now!)

There might be confinement loaf up under your bed (well . . . )

You know if you just might pinch a little loaf in your slumber (pffft . . . NURSE!)

The FBI is gonna get your number

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GONNA GET YA

GONNA JUMP UP THE SUB-COMMITTEE AND GET YA!

THE FBI

GONNA GET YOUR NUMBER

THE FBI

GONNA GET YOUR NUMBER

THE FBI

GONNA GET YOUR NUMBER

THE FBI

GONNA GET YOUR NUMBER

THE FBI

THEY ALREADY GOT YOUR PICTURE

THE FBI

AND YOUR FINGERPRINTS TOO

THE FBI

THEN THEY GOT A GUY IN VIRGINA

THE FBI

WHIFFING UP A LITTLE SOUP JUST FOR YOU

GONNA GET YOUR NUMBER

Tryin' not to worry

Tryin' not to care

But you know, I get so excited

When that soup goes over there

Can't have no private conversation

Nowhere

In the USA

Can't wait 'til the rest of the people all over the the world

Find out that their confinement loaf

Is just the same ol' way

Every day . . .

(Pinch that loaf now!)

Let me tell you about this right now

Let me tell you about this right here

Let me make this formerly clear

Let me tell you about this right here

You know you put me in office

So you must have wanted me in office

I did you no harm

I used to have twenty-five tapes

Now I only got ten

Can't remember what happened to the rest

S'pose I gave 'em to a friend

Gave a couple to Bebe Rebozo

Gave a couple to Pat Boone

Gave a couple to Ronald Reagan

Gave a couple to the new vice-president

He said he'd stick with me through thick and thin

Even if I invaded Nicaragua

You know I'm not a crook

I just wanna lie about one more thing right now . . .

(Say yeah yeah . . . )

The gangster stepped right up,

'N kissed him on the lips good-bye

Made him a cocksucker by proxy, yes he did,

An' he didn't even bat an eye!

The man in the White House - oooh!

He's got a conscience black as sin!

(Yeah, maybe I . . . I don't know but, it's just a training exercise)

There's just one thing I wanna know -

How'd that asshole ever manage to get in?

You're all the same, so sing right along now:

DICKIE'S SUCH AN ASSHOLE

Sincerely, Dick, we mean it

Sincerely, Ron, we mean it

Sincerely, Dick and Ron, we continue to mean it

Wee-ooo

Now let's bring the Republican Party up to date . . .

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