High And Mighty - Dick Starbuck porno Detective Lyrics

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Check out the way the story goes

(Starbuck)

That's just the way the story goes

(Porno detective)

Check out the way the story goes

That's just the way the story goes

Check out the way the story goes

That's just the way the story goes

Check out the way the story goes

That's just the way the story goes

You see it's Mr. E the one you think of

It was a labor of love cry like a dove

But this ain't Prince rhymed ever since

Thoughts of the future in the past tense

Her name was Loretta wore a tight sweater

Met her at a jam in the '96 winter

Blunt passer had to harass her

Brushed up against her while I passed her

Drinks she couldn't pass up dreamin' of handcuffs

Told me to meet her after the band struck

Dilated eyes peered at the thigh

Peeped fingertips went from lips to hips

Mr. E rock shows this she didn't know

It was this honky who made her say ho

No way she sayin' no leave the disco

Right after Mi rocks all stereos

After 2nd Ave ass I gotta have

Take jacket coat pour the beer on draft

One or the other just to uncover

Just this night Mr. E be the lover

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Now let's play doctor or should I say dentist?

I be Starbuck you the dental hygenist

First brush your teeth then rinse please

Orally like Monica Lewinsky

Since she sees these testes

She's guaranteed to see these trees

It was an odd combo like cappuccino

And Clam's casino and breakfast in Reno

Mr. E I know you wanna be with me

Girlfriend you better put that thought to an end

You and me baby we could roll real tight

One night is one night that don't make it right

We shared drinks and stuff I let you touch the stuff

Then an hour later it was me you clutched

It's much too much girl you gotta hush

You played me in the head now this I trust

It was crazy didn't think that this lady

Would be the one to become my baby

It was a one-nighter we shared a lighter

Now this stupid Dutchess couldn't roll much tighter

Months into it still doin' it

Ass still chewin' it nothin' could brew in it

But someone from the past addition to the cast

He be the ex I be the next

To the point that I asked her did he harass her

Said it was an old flame that didn't even matter

Once a college fling it didn't mean a thing

I knew that this was the song she'd sing

At her crib one day Snoop I'd play

Look for evidence that would pave the way

I'm Dick Starbuck she don't know the persona

Porno Detective for Eve and Madonna

The phone did ring I should just forget it

I figured I just let the machine get it

Mike's on the line at 555-3825 Eon's on a ride

Days go by coolin' with the guys it was Loretta calling at my demise

Surprised before my eyes it played to a T

It was Mike's number on the Caller I.D.

What we had's what he had don't feel bad

Take more than Loretta to make E sad

Take the L like the Packers see you next season

Maybe next game Eon'll be cheatin'

Mr. E I know you wanna be with me

Girlfriend you better put that thought to an end

You and me baby we could roll real tight

One night is one night that don't make it right

We shared drinks and stuff I let you touch the stuff

Then an hour later it was me you clutched

It's much too much girl you gotta hush

You played me in the head now this I trust

Baby doll you know what I'm sayin'

Baby doll you know what I'm sayin'

Baby doll you know what I'm sayin'

Baby doll you know what I'm sayin'

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