King Missile - Detachable Penis Lyrics

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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all hte time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when I thnk it's gonna get me in trouble or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party get drunk and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it so I called up the place hwere the party was they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'ccause for some reason I leave it there sometimes but no this time.

So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party but they were no help either.

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I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of I was starting to get very depressed so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St Mark's Place where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven - some guy was selling it! I had to but it off him. He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17. I took it home washed it off and put it back on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass I like having a detachable penis.

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