Simpsons - Deep, Deep Trouble Lyrics

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Homer: bart!

Marge: go to your room.

Bart: yeah right.

Well you're damned if you do

(what are we talking about?)

Well you're damned if you do

(where's your sense of humour?)

Well you're damned if you do

And you're damned if you don't.

Homer: bart!

Bart: let me start at the start then take it away.

My name is simpson bartholemew j.

That's bart with an art and a capital b

Then simp plus s-o-n that's me!

Introductions aside let's move right along

You can all sing along at the sound of the gong.

(sound of the gong)

Once upon a time about a week ago

All of a sudden trouble started to grow.

Alarm was buzzin' i was snoozin'

S'posed to get up now but i was refusin'

To let reality become an intrusion

'cause in dreamy-dream land i was cruisin'.

But the buzz kept buzzin' my head kept buzzin'.

Gave the radio a throw and heard an explosion.

(homer: d'oh!)

Opened up my eyes and to my surprise

There stood homer and his temperature risin'.

I was chillin' he was yellin'

Face all distorted 'cause he was propellin'.

It wasn't what he said but more of his tone

The usual jive put your nose to the grindstone.

I said "i'm real sorry" but that didn't cut it

I started to protest but dad said

Homer: shut it.

Get up. mow the lawn. move it. on the double.

'cause if you don't you're in deep deep trouble.

Back: trouble.

Deep deep trouble.

Run into trouble.

Bart: where's your sense of humour man?

Back: deep deep trouble.

And they go a little something like this.

Bart: so i'm in the front yard mowin' like crazy

Sweatin' like a pig and the sun is blazing.

Homer's in the driveway getting in the car

With mom and lisa hope they're going real far.

The dad yells

Homer: bart

Bart: and i go yo

He goes

Homer: you done yet?

Bart: and i go no.

So he goes

Homer: oh! you're too slow.

Bart: so i step on the gas to speed up the mow.

Didn't see that sprinkler underneath that tree

Wham! ccchhh! pssshh! raining on me!

I go whoa homer goes

Homer: d'oh!

Now you can't go to the boatshow.

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Bart: this is my thanks after working my butt off?

Homer revs the motor and they all start to putt off.

Soaked to the bone standing in a puddle

No-one needs to tell me i'm in deep deep trouble.

Back: trouble.

Marge: go to your room.

Homer: bart!

Bart: yeah right.

Marge: bart go to your room.

Back: deep deep trouble.

Marge: go to your room.

Homer: bart!

Bart: oh gimme a break.

Back: the young begins the trouble.

Bart: well you're damned if you do

I know the answer. well you're damned if you do

Back: deep deep trouble.

Bart: well you're damned if you do

And you're damned if you don't.

As soon as they're gone i'm stretched on the lawn

Lookin' at the sky with my sunshades on.

Now i've never ever claimed that i was a smarty

But inspiration hits me lets have a party.

Called up my posse they were here in a flash

They brought all their pals we started to thrash.

There was romping and stomping an occasional crash

A fist fight or two and nintendo for cash.

We raided the fridge dogs raided the trash

I got a little worried when the windows got smashed.

The next thing you know mom and dad are home

The kids disappear and i'm all alone.

Everything's silent except for my moan

And the low bluesy tone of a saxophone.

They look at me then they go into a huddle.

Get this sinking sensation i'm in deep deep trouble.

Back: trouble.

Homer: d'oh.

Marge: oh.

Homer: bart!

Bart: oh gimme a break.

Back: deep deep trouble.

Homer: hey. what is this?

Back: don't keep trouble.

Marge: go to your room.

Lisa: oh yeah.

Marge: bart go to your room.

Back: deep deep trouble.

Marge: go to your room.

Bart: okey dokey.

Homer: bart!

Bart: there's a little epilogue to my tale of sadness.

I was dragged down the street by his royal dadness.

We rounded the corner and came to a stop

Threw me inside jake's barber shop.

I said please sir just a little off the top.

Dude shaved me bare gave me a lollipop.

So on my head there's nothing but stubble.

Man i hate being in deep deep trouble.

Back: trouble.

Bart: well you're damned if you do

Back: trouble! trouble!

Bart: well you're damned if you do

Back: deep deep trouble.

Bart: well you're damned if you do

And you're damned if you don't.

Back: nothing but trouble.

Bart: aw come on man.

Well you're damned if you do

(what are we talking about?) well you're damned if you do

Back: deep deep trouble.

Bart: (where's your sense of humour?)

Well you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.

Back: trouble.

Deep deep trouble.

Bart: ha ha ha ha ha.

Back: deep deep trouble

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