Allan Sherman - Crazy Downtown Lyrics

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Mommy and dad are never nervous or mad

When you teenagers go downtown

Daddy and mom just stay at home and be calm

And watch the late late show uptown

'cause when you kids are gone

We get to spend some time alone here

That's our only chance to use

The bathtub or the phone here

When you're away

Besides we're stuck where we are

Because you kids took our money

You kids took our car and went

Downtown where can you possibly

Downtown it's twenty after three

Downtown what do you mean by "let's frug"?

You don't come home till 4 a.m. 'cause you're roaming

In the streets somewhere downtown

We would feel swell if only someone would tell us

What goes on down there downtown

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But every time we ask you

What you're doing after dark there

You just say that you were fruging

To petula clark there

That's what i mean

So kids give your folks a break

Because you're driving us crazy

We sit here all night and take

Pill town swallowing pills

So we'll calm down counting the hours you're

Downtown you and your frug and your flop

While we're lying there

We try to watch the television

Then you call us up

And say you've had a slight collision

There goes the car

Besides that you've been arrested

So we've got to get up

And we've got to get dressed and go

Downtown borrow a car and go

Downtown that's where you are you finks

Downtown wait 'til i get you kids home

There'll be no more fruging

No swing no jerk

No mashed potato no flop

And you know what else?

You're gonna stay home tonight

And your mother and i are going downtown

And we're going to dance the tango

And the waltz and the foxtrot

And we're gonna do the bunny hop

That's a nice dance

And there'll be no more fruging

Is that quite clear?

No more fruging

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