Barenaked Ladies - Crazy Abc's Lyrics

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Hey Steve hey Ed that sounds nice what is it?

Thank you its a it's an alphabet song Im working on

Oh great a whole new alphabet I just learned the old one

A is for aisle B is for bdellium C is for czar

And if you see him would you mind telling him?

Okay hang on a second yeah aisle bdellium?

Yeah aisle like a like a theater alright okay and bdellium?

Bdellium its a gum like tree resin it starts with a silent B

And then czar? Yeah its uh like a Russian czar

You know everybody knows apple ball and cat

I wanted to get into some you know some stranger words

Right I see what youre doing

D is for djinn E for Euphrates

F is for fohn but not like when I call the ladies

I thought phone started with a P like a Ph

No it's F O H N its a it's a kind of wind

Yeah I know what you mean by wind

G for gnarly I for irk H is for hour

J for jalapeos good in either corn or flour

Tortillas let us rhyme

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K is for knick knack L is for llama

Pramma llama ding whats so strange about llama?

Llama it starts with two Ls whats the second one for?

No idea I know loser

N for neumonic M is for mdomo O is for ouiga board

P for pneumonia pterodactyl and psychosis Q is for qat

Okay Q qat? What? Yeah its uh Q A T its an evergreen shrub

Its a perfect scrabble word because its a Q with no U

Theres not many of those you have too much time on your hands

R is for argyle no it isnt

Okay youre right I couldnt find a good R word

S is for Szr a lovely German river

T for tsunami a wave that makes me quiver

U is for urn but not like earning money

V for vraisemblance from French and therefore kind of funny

W for wren wrinkly and who

X is for Xian an ancient Chinese city true

Ancient Chinese city huh? My guitar player some hotshot

Y is for yiperite a very nasty gas

And zeds the final letter and by final I mean last

Okay when you say zed for the benefit of our American friends

You really mean Z right?

No I mean zed like like Zed Zed Top Zed Zed Top?

Yeah you know the guys with the big long beards

Well except the guy whose name is Beard he has a mustache

I always thought that was interesting

You done with the alphabet?

No extra letters I havent heard of? I think so

This was a great help I think

With the contribution you made to world literacy

Well Im just saying kids Im just saying

Think outside the box a little bit box with an R

Yeah well no box with a B A L K S like a pitcher

Ah as opposed to B A C H S

Right think outside the box get into some Rochmaninov

That's Rochmaninov with a W

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