Stephen Lynch - Craig Lyrics

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Craig - Stephen Lynch

[00:14]Everyone knows Jesus,

[00:17]The guy who healed the lame.

[00:21]Well, I am Jesus' brother,

[00:24]Craig is my name.

[00:31]Jesus is the Prince of Peace.

[00:34]Jesus is the Lamb.

[00:38]Jesus is the Son of God,

[00:41]But Craig don't give a damn.

[00:46]Because when Craig's in sight,

[00:48]We'll party all damn night.

[00:50]I don't turn water into wine,

[00:51]But into cold Coors Light.

[00:53]I'm not my brother, I know,

[00:55]Don't walk on H2O,

[00:56]But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow.

[01:01]I'm fuckin Craig.

[01:04]I'm fuckin Craig.

[01:07]I'm fuckin Craig.

[01:11]Craig Christ.

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[01:19]I hang out with Lepors,

[01:22]Barabbas, and Solemay.

[01:26]Jesus' friends are called Apostles.

[01:29]Those dudes are totally gay.

[01:33]Jesus performs miracles,

[01:36]From Galilee to Rome.

[01:40]But it would be a miracle,

[01:43]If he brought a fuckin lady home.

[01:48]Because while Jesus is prayin,

[01:50]Fuckin Craig is layin,

[01:52]Every lady in the Testament,

[01:54]You know what I'm sayin'?

[01:55]I won't die for your sin,

[01:57]Like my famous kin.

[01:58]But if you've got a little sister,

[02:00]Then there's room at this inn.

[02:02]I'm fuckin Craig.

[02:05]I'm fuckin Craig.

[02:09]I'm fuckin Craig.

[02:12]Craig Christ.

[02:20]Jesus was our mothers fave,

[02:24]All her love to him she gave.

[02:27]But there's no sibling rivalry,

[02:30]When he's nailed to that tree.

[02:34]Yeah.

[02:37]And now the question for you,

[02:38]Is not "What Would Jesus Do?"

[02:40]But where will you be,

[02:41]When the Craig Machine comes partyin' through?

[02:44]And if the Lord will allow,

[02:45]You've got to ask yourself how,

[02:47]And who and why and when and where is your messiah now?

[02:50]It's fuckin Craig.

[02:53]Fuckin Craig.

[02:57]Fuckin Craig.

[03:00]I'm fuckin Craig.

[03:04]Craig Christ.

[03:07]Craig Christ.

[03:11]Craig Christ.

[03:14]I'm fuckin Craig.

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