Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 5 Lyrics

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-{sean pulling up in his car to a hooker-

Girl #5:hey honey.

Sean:s'up baby?looking all smooth standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit.you cold baby?you want to use me as a blanket?

Girl #5:i'm just doing my thing.

Sean:well does doing your thing mean your tricky?'cause i'd like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you if you know what i getting at.

Girl #5:well how much you got big man?

Sean:well i'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass but there's a condition going on.

Girl #5:what's that?

Sean:you're going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on... my... slub-a-dub.

Girl #5:ooh i can do that.

Sean:you can?

Girl #5:mm-hmm.

Sean:you mean you ain't going make fun of the fact that i called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"?

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Girl #5:honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks.

Sean:oh sna-- well alright then here's the 50 dollars-{unzips pants- and here's my flip stick now start wetting that thing up.

Girl #5:-{opens his door- sir you are under arrest.

-{police car pulls up-

Sean:you got to be fucking with mind here.

Girl #5:no i'm not.

Cop:good job denise.we'll take him from here.

-{cop hand cuffs sean-

Sean:what?!?! you going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip 'n' slide?fuck that shit.

Girl #5:hey honeywhen you get to jail you're going to be on the other end of a slip 'n' slide and i hope you enjoy yourself.

Sean:wwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt?!?!?!

-{cop throws sean in back of police car-

Cop:just get in the back asshole.

Girl #5:-{from outside- you sick fuck.

Sean:damn!!-{crying- this is a bunch of bullshit!!!

Peeper: piss on me.-{also in the back of the police car-

Sean:what?!

Peeper:please piss me.

Sean:no!!!

Peeper:just a tinkle.

Sean:fuck that keep him away from me.

Peeper:urine.

Sean:keep this man away from me.

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