Corky And The Juice Pigs - Concierge Lyrics

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It was a terrible day. my legs felt like four pounds of cheese in a two-pound bag. i didn't know what to do. my eyes were bloodshot and actually my legs were bloodshot as well. it was strange but i was happy. i got into my car. i decided i was going to leave the city. gonna go south gonna have a holiday.

So i got in my car and i wondered why it wasn't running and then i realized i didn't have any keys. so i went in the house found my keys came back out started the car and drove down the highway.

The highway shimmered like black incense on the bald head of a buddhist monk. i drove down the highway and i got to that big city of miami. the steaming seedy city - the city that's so seedy the have trees there. well i went into the nearest hotel and i went up to the door and i said "i'd like a room." then i realized i was outside and i had to go inside. so i went inside and i walked up to the desk and i said "i'd like a room please."

They said allright and they gave me a key. then i turned around and there waiting for me was the concierge.

Concierge! (repeated many times)

Well he looked at me then i looked at him then he looked back at me and then i took a putty knife and i rubbed it against his cheeks in a very provocative way. and he turned around and said "follow me."

So i followed him up the stairs. i went to my room. he opened the door for me and then he hit me in the back of the head with a big silver shovel. i said "what's that about?"

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He said "you get it free with the room." who was i to argue?

And i went in. my whole room was covered with soap. little soaps all over the room everywhere! in the bed on the ceiling everywhere! i said "what's with the soap?"

And he says "what you don't like soap?"

I said "no i'll take it thanks."

He left the room and then gave me a stare that almost turned my blood to blood. anyway i lay down on the bed and it was a hot day so i was tossing and turning and tossing and turning. and then the soap started to lather up and lather up! and i was gonna die! i was gonna suffocate! so i called the front desk and they sent up the concierge!

Concierge! (repeated many times)

Well he looked at me up and down and he looked at me like i was four pounds of shit in a two- pound bag. and i looked back at him like he was four pounds of shit in a four-pound bag. and then he looked at me like i was six pounds of shit in a pound-and-a-half-bag. and i looked at him like he was 18 kilograms of shit in a thimble. and then i stabbed him in the face. and then he bit my head off and put it in a bag. and that's when i fell in love with the concierge.

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Now we live in a small beach house on a small beach on long island - it's a long small island but i love it well. and he loves me well. and sometimes we take a trip down the highway that's glistening like a buddhist monk with incense ablaze and we think of the day we first met - me and the concierge.

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