La Cage Aux Folles - Cocktail Counterpoint Lyrics

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i joined the foreign legion

With a saber in my hand

I crawled across the desert

With my belly in the sand

With men who loved their camels

And their brandy and i swear

Nobody dished nobody swished

When i was a foreign legionnaire

Oh what lovely dishes

They're so delicate and frail

Mine have naked children

I believe they're only male

Oops i think they're playing

Some exotic little game

Oops i think that

Leap-frog is its name

This is even worse than i feared

The son is strange the father is weird

To meet the wife i'm actually afraid

I prefer that anne remain an old maid

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It's appalling to confess

Our new in-laws are a mess

She's a prude he's a prig

She's a pill he's a pig

So zis zis zis for you papa

I joined the foreign legion with a saber in my hand

(oh what lovely dishes)

(they're so delicate and frail)

I crawled across the desert with my belly in the sand

(mine have naked children)

(i believe they're only male)

With men who loved their camels and their brandy and i swear

(oops i think they're playing some exotic little game)

Nobody dished nobody swished

(i prefer that anne remain an old maid)

When i was a foreign legionnaire

I joined the foreign legion with a saber in my hand

(oh what lovely dishes)

(they're so delicate and frail)

I crawled across the desert with my belly in the sand

(mine have naked children)

(i believe they're only male)

With men who loved their camels and their brandy and i swear

(oops i think they're playing some exotic little game)

Nobody dished nobody swished

(i prefer that anne remain an old maid)

When i was a foreign legionnaire

Here's mother

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