Ghost Of The Robot - Clips From Buffy And Angel Episodes Lyrics

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Spike in girlie voice: How can I thank you, you mysterious black

Clad hunk of a knight thing.

Spike in Cheesy Man voice: No need little lady. Your tears of

Gratitude are enough for me. You see I was once a badass vampire,

But love and a pesky curse defanged me. And now I'm just a big

Fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No! Not the hair, never the hair.

Spike in girlie voice: But there must be some way I can show my

Appreciation.

Spike in Cheesy Man voice: NO! Helping those in need's my job.

And working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like

A magnificent poof is truly thanks enough.

Spike in girlie voice: I understand I have a nephew who's gay.....so...

Spike in Cheesy Man voice: Say no more! Evil's still afoot. And

I'm almost out of the nancy boy hair gel I like so much.

Quickly! To the Angel mobile away!

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Oz: Hello L.A.

Cordelia: Oz? O my god...Oz! I am so happy to see you!

Good `ol Oz...Oz! Oz!

Doyle: Lemme just take a stab at it...you'd be Oz?

Oz: Good guess.

Cordelia: This is so cool...I mean here you are, in L.A. and you're

The total embodiment of all things Sunnydale.

Oz: Well it's a burden, but I manage.

Cordelia: OK! We have serious catching up to do. How's everything?

How's, How's the Bronze?

Oz: The same

Cordelia: And the gang?

Oz: Their good.

Cordelia: Good, GOOD!....GOOD!

Oz: We done?

Cordelia: Completely

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Cordelia: I've heard...but I doubt very much...that the main

Characters are Betty and Barney Rubble, as you so vehemently

Insisted last night. Also I don't think Oz appreciated being called

My little Bam Bam all night.

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*BANG*

Spike: Cordelia...you look smashing....

Cordelia: YES! You know there's this great gym on....hey!

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Cordelia: Spike's nearly done Buffy in a few times. I mention he has

Killed two slayers already?

Doyle: You did.

Cordelia: Oh! And this one time he and Dru raised this demon that

Burned people alive from the inside. It was this whole weird thing

With an arm in a box,

Doyle: An arm in a box?

*phone rings*

Doyle: It's close enough dimwit.

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Spike: What is it with you good guys runnin' in packs? Who's this one

Then?

Doyle: More than meets the eye, Blondie. Where's Angel?

Spike: Um... Tall brooding guy? Caveman brow? He's having

The living Hell tortured out of him.

Cordelia: I don't trust you.

Spike: A coin of popular Sunnydale phrase...duh!

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Spike: And suddenly I'm so painfully bored! In one piece was

Never part of the deal.

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*Weird sound*

Spike: Lucy, I'm home....Bloody hell.

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Spike: SON OF A BITCH! I do the work, I do the digging, fight off

The slayer, drive to L.A. I hire the help. And what do I get?

Bloody screwed is what! Well, that cinches it! No more partners.

From now on...I'm my own man! Lone wolf...soul survivor...here,

Look out! Here comes Spike...the biggest baddest mother....moan

*sound of fire*.....I really hope they kill each other...

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Oz: Incredibly pale. I'm just very pail...I'm paler than most people...

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Angel: I don't know about you, but I had a nice day.

You know except for the fact that I was nearly tortured to death.

Doyle: But you stood up...

Angel: O god...I was this close to telling them everything.

I mean one more hot poker and I was giving them the ring...

Your mom everything. How is your mom?

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