Home Grown - Christmas Crush Lyrics

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Had a crush on santa

Since i was 9 years old

But oh santa

Why do you go?

Once a year you come visit me

Eat my cookies leave presents the same old routine

But now santa i want something more

No presents all that this girl's askin' for

Santa sleep with me tonight

I read these words in her diary

An invasion of my girlfriend's privacy

I shouldn't have but i'm glad i did

Wonder what does she see in him

A big old tub of jelly

With a double chin

He's older than my grandmother

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Indeed this fetish is really bizarre

Sexual attraction for this holiday star

I gotta plan that you wouldn't believe

But i've gotta act like it's christmas eve

Santa's suit is what i will get

And give my girlfriend a night

That she'll never forget

And neither will i

Went through my closet and found a red robe

Made a beard out of cotton

Stuffed my shirt with pillows

And drove to my girl's house

I slipped down the chimney and to my dismay

Saw santa and my girl in red lingerie

And in between all the moans and groans

I heard her say oh santa oh santa

She said santa i miss you i love you

I wish you would stay home forever with me

Santa i knew you were coming to town

But tonight you are coming in me

Santa get off of my girlfriend

Get off of my girlfriend

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