Bob Rivers - Chat Room Lyrics

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(Convoy - CW McCall)

('Well, hello, Mickey17 here.')

('I'm uh, 17 years old.')

('Yeah, tall, blonde hair, blue eyes. People tell me I look like one of the Backstreet Boys.')

('Which one? Uh, Huey or maybe Dewey'.)

('I'd like to meet you too. What are you doing in 8 to 10 years?')

It was dark in my room

Like an ancient tomb

'cept the monitor burnin' bright

I was tryin' to meet girls on the internet

But I hadn't had a doggone bite

I was looking for love at 56K

Typin' smut from town to town

Said 'I'm a twenty-two year old college coed

And I'm about to pull my panties down.'

'Cuz were in a little chat room

Typing through the night

My left hands' on my mouse and

I'm tickling the keys with my right

Come on and join our chat room

Who you wanna to be today?

Thoughts go around this chat room

Anything's okay

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Chat room

Chat room

('Well! What a coincidence. I am a lesbian too.')

By the time the sun was comin' up

I'd met girls from all 50 states

Typin' 40 words a minute with just one hand

So the other could co-allate

Yeah, them keys was humming

Like a Whitehouse intern

Toying with a chick in Belair

But the truth made me sick

She sent me a pic

And it had a lot of mustache hair

'Cuz we're in a great big chat room

Typing through the night

Got me a chat room pen pal

Hope she's a beautiful sight

Come on and join our chat room

Who you gonna meet today

Try your luck in the chat room

Across the cyberspace

Chat Room

Chat Room

Chat Room'

('I received your jpeg. Please resend. The photo appears to have smudged. It looks like you have a mustache'Hahaha LOL.')

('Perhaps we could meet in a more private room?')

('Back door?')

('Chip, is that you? You get your ass to bed before I come up there and disconnect your mo-dem!')

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