Macc Lads - Charlotte Lyrics

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I walked into the nag's head for to sustinate me belly

There was a fit crack in the corner but i knew her cunt was smelly

She smelt of rotting fish heads and old and crispy sick

Said her name was charlotte and she wanted suck me dick.

Oh i thought now lad times are hard and it's nearly closing time

I'll put a bag on her head and a peg on me nose

And i'll grummage through the slime...

Charlotte is the biggest slag in macc

She'll do anything to get you in the sack

With her legs spread wide she opens up her crack

Spends her life just lying on her back.

Well we walked along up buxton road

And strolled along the cut

She said "give us an inch and i'll take you a yard."

So i slammed her half a foot.

Got me hand up her skirt 'cos i'm a macc lad

And i knew just what to do

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I got me hand inside and me arm inside

I lost it right up to me tattoo.

Oh charlotte is the biggest slag in macc

She'll do anything to get you in the sack

Coffee sex and johnny bags come free

So crabs and herpes and vd.

Oh charlotte.....

And we ended up at her place

And i waded through the johnnies

She put another notch in her bedstead while i watched "the two ronnies".

Charlotte is the biggest slag in macc

She lies in wait and then she springs her trap

She's always got to take the upper hand

And you are what you drink and i'm a bitter man.

Charlotte...

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