Arrogant Worms - Canada Sucks Lyrics

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I hate the sky dome and the cn tower too

I hate nathan phillips square and the ontario zoo

The rent's too high

The air's unclean

The beaches are dirty and the people are mean

And the women are big and the men are dumb

And the children are loopy because they live in a slump

The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork

They dress real bad and they think their new york

In to-ron-to-o on-ta-ri-o-o

[you know what actually i think i pretty much hate all of ontario

Oh yah me 2]

I hate thunder bay and ottawa

Kitchener windsor and oshawa

London sucks and the great lakes suck

And sarnia sucks and turkey point sucks

I took a trip to ontario to visit brian mulroney

He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree

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I went to see the maple leafs and got hit in the head with a puck and i don't even know how they did it i mean i was playing the organ.

Ontariooooooooo sucks!

Yep actually you know now that i really think about it i think i pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country.

Well except for alberta oh yah i love alberta pretty nice

Lots of cows trees rocks dirt. moo moo moo

But

I hate newfoundland because they talk so weird

And prince edward island is too small

Nova scotia is dumb because it's the name of a bank

New brunswick doesn't have a good mall

Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad

Ontario sucks ontario sucks.

Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer... isn't that stupid

Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old

And as for the territories their too cold!

And the only really good thing about the province of british columbia is that it's right next to us

Because albertaaa doesn't suck but calgary doessssss.

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