Incubus - Calgone Lyrics

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On my way home police car pulled me over.

After they left I puttered out of gas.

Triple-A' came but my card was expired!

I had to walk home and of course it rained half the time.

I tried to get some shut-eye then I was abducted!

They put cold things in my butt.

They sampled a bit of my D.N.A.

They left me on top of my sheets

I dreamt I went potty then woke up drenched in me.

This day sucked the hardest ever...

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.

A little bit less than nothing would go my way.

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I got up to toss my soiled sheets

The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe.

It was then that I sensed the irony (burning me)

Then I heard the voice say

"Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe!"

I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over.

I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas.

Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his 'Triple-A' fee.

In actuality I let the zetas probe me.

Yesterday was all my fault.

I let negativity get the better of me.

Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds!

They temporarily set free this quandary

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