Monty Python - Bruces / Philosophers' Song Lyrics

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May 26 2012

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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant

Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar

Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out-consume

Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine

Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

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There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya

'Bout the raising of the wrist

Socrates himself was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill of his own free will

On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

Plato they say could stick it away

Half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle

Hobbes was fond of his dram

And Rene' Descartes was a drunken fart

I drink therefore I am

Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed

A lovely little thinker

But a bugger when he's pissed

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