Monty Python - Bruce's Philosophers Song Lyrics

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May 27 2012

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Bruce's Philosophers Song by Monty Python

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Immanuel kant was a real pissant

Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger heidegger was a boozy beggar

Who could think you under the table

David hume could out-consume

Schopenhauer and hegel

And wittgenstein was a beery swine

Who was just as sloshed as schlegel

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There's nothing nietzche couldn't teach ya

'bout the raising of the wrist

Socrates himself was permanently pissed

John stuart mill of his own free will

On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

Plato they say could stick it away

Half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle aristotle was a bugger for the bottle

Hobbes was fond of his dram

And rene descartes was a drunken fart

"i drink therefore i am"

Yes socrates himself is particularly missed

A lovely little thinker

But a bugger when he's pissed

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