Cky - Bran's Chinese Freestyle Lyrics

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Who wants to taste my General Tso?

You want a piece of my General Tso?

Im gonna give it to you now

Who like my chopsticks

Hit you in the shit with my littlest dick

Yellow

If you wanna see me, eat jello

Ive never seen nothing like you before

I can kick you

Higher than you can kick me

I can kick you way up into a tree

Who wants a taste of my Oolong Tea?

Ho ha ho ha hoo chi chi

Everybody in the phonebook's named Chang

Wanna see my wang?

Never could go and hit the gong with a bang

Waaaah

Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball

But that's not right

Not in real life

You will fall

Down and break your leg

Everybody wanna see me break an egg

Well I don't

But I like fried rice

And I ain't got lice

Ching chow woo ching wang woo wice

That aint nice

Oh a fortune cookie

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I always charge you twice

Deliverys free

But not from me

I always charge a dollar fifty

55 Wanna see me go down?

Hit you with the line

Howwwwyyyyaaah

War when I hit you with the shit

Do a split, take a shit, after you eat my shit

Kungfu, Want my buffet?

You fucking gay

Ah, Wai-Lo hit you with the hay

Stay the fuck away, hit you in the balls

Only Americans eat duck sauce

And my soy sauce is for you

I can put it in your shoe

Watch this, I can tiptoe while you take a piss

In my bathroom, spy on you while your little boy shits

Hooowyaaaah

I can kick you if you don't pay the bill

And if you want a little mint that's fifty cents bitch

Everything costs a little bit

So don't expect nothin for free

At least from me

Ching chang choo wee

I got you from Taiwan City

And Hong Kong

I can smoke a bong

And I can do it all n

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