Macc Lads - Bloik! Lyrics

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Yaaaaaaaaaw!

Dick head was a pratt he drove a skoda with extra lamps on

Always dickin' prattin'

Looked like a reuseable tampon.

Tried to chat the birds up

He'd always end up bleedin'

It's tough when you come from bollington

It's all the interbreeding.

Sunglasses in the evening

Umbrellas in his bitter.

"excuse me mrs. woman do you take it up the shitter?"

Guess what in the pint pot?

Size ten in the dick

It's best to take those glasses off when your chatting up stez styx.

Do you fancy going out on a bastard

An' buying us a couple of beers?

She said "i'd rather sit on me finger

Or go and have a cervical smear."

Bloik.

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So dick head went to soho

And he paid for a 69

"gissus the beads up front love

You'd better not waste me time."

The whore had had beans for dinner

She farted up his nose

He said "i'm not payin' knacker's head for sixty-nine of those!"

Do you fancy going out on a bastard

Do you want another packet of crisps?

Or what about a bag of pork scatchings?

Do you mind if i just weigh up your tits...

Whheey!

Heavy metal.

Do you fancy going out on a bastard

An' buying us a couple of beers?

She said "i'd rather sit on me finger

Or go and have a cervical smear."

Bloik.

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