Bonzo Dog Band - Big Shot Lyrics

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I am the big shot

You heard me right the first time

Name of bachelor johnny cool

Occupation big shot

Occupation at the moment just having fun

What a party that was

The drinks were loaded

And so were the dolls

I narrowed my eyes and poured a stiff manhattan

Then i saw hotsie what a dame

A big bountiful babe in the region of 48-23-38

One hell of a region

She had the hottest lips since hiroshima

I had to stand back for fear of being burned

Whiskey wow wow i breathed

She was dressed as before the bed

In that kind of outfit

She could get rolled at night

And i don't mean on a crap table

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It's kind of revealing isn't it?

Revealing? it's positively risk

I like it she said

"you're a man with a thousand gs right?"

"a thousand what?" i quipped

"g-men girls guns guts"

"you're my type"

"wrong baby" i slapped her hard

"i'm a l man strictly liquor love and laughs"

She stared over my shoulder

"play it cool johnny" play it what? i flipped

"listen i fought my way up from tough east side new york

Lead filled saps and sub-machine guns like this"

She said "johnny this is a deadly game

Have a few laughs and go home"

I shuddered normally i pack a rod in pajamas

I carry nothing but scars from normandy beach

I said "wrong baby you can't fool me"

She spat playfully "i'm ahead of you johnny"

I studied the swell of her enormous boobs and said

"baby you're so far ahead it's beautiful"

"you you are you are eccentric i like that"

"electric cheri bounce off my rocket tout comprehend?"

We spoke french fluently our lips met again and again

"yeah yeah yeah" i slobbered

Hotsie said "you're slobbering all over the seat kid"

I went home late very late

What could i say to m

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