The Full Monty - Big-Ass Rock Lyrics

Send "Big-Ass Rock" ringtone to your cell

Let's find a rock i mean a big-ass rock

Or maybe something like a cinder block is better

I'll hoist it up and drop it on your face my buddy

And just before the lights go out

You'll see my smile and you'll know

You've got a friend with a rock who cares

I mean a big-ass rock

Or rope i got some quality rope

Made for a man who's devoid of hope

Like you are my buddy michael

Unh that's malcolm! yeah malcolm right!

And i won't leave you swinging there

Twitching like a fish while you claw the air

I'll grab your feet and pal of mine

I'll pull real hard and snap your spinal cord

This world is cold when you're alone and they ignore you

But don't kill yourself we'll do it for you

You've got a friend

You've got a friend

You've got a friend

You know i asked a guy once

If he'd mind putting me in a barrel

And sending me over the falls

You know what the son of a bitch said?

"drop dead asshole"

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People are pricks

I asked this guy to take his air compressor

And drill me with a six-inch nail right through the eye

What'd he say? "i'm low on nails"

People are selfish pricks

You know another time now get this

I lay down in front of a steam roller

And asked the guy just to proceed

You know business as usual

And just squash me like a bug

That's a good way to go jer the ol' bug squash

Hey! we could tie a plastic laundry bag over his head

Naw that's such a wimp suicide

I stuck my finger in a socket once

It hurt real bad but it didn't kill me

Malcolm stay out of this

I've got a friend like carole king

Or was it carly simon used to sing?

I always get those two confused but anyway

I turned around and suddenly

I'm not alone it ain't just me

I'm like a player on the team

(player on our team)

I'm part of the gang

(part of the gang)

A member of the club

(welcome to the club)

Ooh let's get a club i like the big-ass rock

Naw one good swing and i'll clean his clock forever

Let gravity do the work!

It's a man's way to die mikey! malcolm!

(i got friends)

Friends who will love you like a maniac

And lead you like a lamb

To the railroad track and tie you down

I've got friends!

Or tickle your wrist with a single-edge razor

Or buy you a beer with a draino chaser

Or dump you in the river with a rock

A big-ass rock

Here's a nice one right over here

Hey can i give you a hand with that? it looks heavy

No dave it's ain't heavy he's my friend

Come on group hug

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