Muppets - Bert Ernie 1 Lyrics

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A bert and ernie singalong

thanks to brian fennell (fenn@wpi.wpi.edu)

Ernie

Bert

*****

****

[watery sounds]

Yanky doodle went to town

A-riding on his pony...

Ahhh i love taking my bath peace and

Quiet

All alone.

[knock-knock-knock knock-knock]

[knock-knock-knock-knock]

...and called it macaroni

Oh! two three....

Hi buddy bert

Oh hi ernie oh hey will you close

The door ernie there's a draft.

Oh just a second bert.

Ern... ernie

What are you do...?

You can't push the piano through the

Bathroom door.

Why sure i can bert watch...

[grunt bump grunt tinkle ka-bump]

Aahhgh!

..see

Ernie?

*klech-ksh-crsh-sh-sh*

Wh-what are you doing with

A piano

In the bathroom!?

Oh bert! i heard you singing in

The tubby there

Yeh?

And so i thought i

Would just come and sing along

I don't want you to sing-along

But...

I want you to get out.

...but everybody sounds better

Singing in the bathroom bert.

You know...

I don't want the piano in here ernie.

...well sure bert what's a

Sing-along without a piano?

[starts to play piano]

It's me that's what it is... alone!

Listen to that bert

Stop that playing.

Doesn't that sound nice

Stop it right now.

Doesn't that make you just want

To sing-along.

...makes me want to see you

Out of here.

No bert listen:

[sings]

Gee bert

What?

It's so much fun

No it's not

I know you'll like it

...i won't like it.

Once you've begun

...i won't begin!

Ernie i have to scrub my toes

I've got to wash my hair.

We bert

What?

Could have a ball

No way!

If i could get you

*simmer*

To sing at all

[ends song but plays for bert]

No!...

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[sings]

I refuse to sing-al

Ong.

I won't.

But bert...

So please don't ask me if i want to

'cause i don't.

Pretty please...?

Although for you i would do

Almost anything

Really?

Along is one way which i

Do not want to sing.

But listen...

[sings]

Ol' bud-dy...

It will make you happy

When you start to sing a snappy

Little number that will

Bounce you right along.

No...

Like "farmer in the dell" or

"old macdonald had a farm" or

Maybe "what's the name of that song".

No!

So if you use alot of voice

You'll love it that you've got a voice

And even if the notes you sing are wrong

Ernie!

You'll do a favor for us

If you lift your voice in chorus

For a swinging sing-along song.

E: it will make you hap - py

B: i re - fuse

E: when you start to sing a snap - py

B: to sing - a - long.

E: lit - tle num - ber that will bounce you

B: i won't!

E: right a - long

B: so please

E: like "far - mer in the dell" or

B: don't ask me if

E: "old mac - don - ald had a farm" or

B: i want to 'cause

E: may - be "what's-the-name-of-that-song"

B: i don't

E: so

B: al

- though for you

E: if you use a - lot of voice you'll

B: i would do al -

E: love it that you've got a voice and

B: most an - y - thing

E: ev - en if the notes you sing are

B:

E: wrong

B: a - long

E: you'll do a fa - vor for us

B: is one way which

E: if you lift your voice in chor - us

B: i do not want

E: for a swing-ing sing-along song

B: to sing

Ernie!

Please bert

What?

You'll like it too

No i won't!

We'll sing together

Ahhhgh

Just me and you

No! i refuse to sing-along

That's it.

And in the bathtub? it's ridiculous!

I quit!

That's that.

That's that!

Gee bert that was wonderful.

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