Macc Lads - Ben Nevis Lyrics

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He squidges in the van

All twenty four stones

He gets three kebabs and he eats them on his own

Quick trouser cough nevis touches cloth

Fuck fuck hide behind a truck all the windows are steaming up.

Gas gas quick lads

The air in here is turning brown

Gas gas quick lads

Get the fucking windows down

Gas gas quick lads

Nevis has gone and done a troof

Gas gas quick lads

I think the big fat twat has fallen through.

Ben nevis filled the van with odour of turd

Would have hung for less gas at nurenburg

Four chicken curries eight tandories

Boiled eggs three kebabs fuck sake let him take command.

Gas gas quick lads

Everyone's choked to death

Gas gas quick lads

Has us out with botty breath

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Gas gas quick lads

Dig a trench avoid the stench

Gas gas quick lads

Nevis is filthy fat and flatulent.

Yooooo.

At a transport cafe he gets baked beans

Wretched rasp blows a hole in his jeans

Everybody choking nobody smoking

Looks round blames the dog

Covered in a smelly fog.

Gas gas quick lads

What the fuck has he been eating

Gas gas quick lads

He must have had some rotton meat in

Gas gas quick lads

I've got tears in me eyes

Gas gas quick lads

I think a rat crawled up his arse hole

I think a rat crawled up his arse hole

I think a rat crawled up his arse and died.

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