Da Yoopers - Beer Gut Lyrics

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1. MY UNCLE HAD A BEER GUT

THAT WEIGHED TWO HUNDRED POUNDS

HE USED A WHEELBARROW

TO HAUL IT INTO TOWN

THEY TREAT HIM LIKE A KING

WHEN HE WALKS INTO WOODYS BAR

HIS BEER GUT PAYS FOR LIGHTS AND HEAT

AND WOODYS BRAND NEW CAR

2. NUDSIE GOT A BEER GUT

THAT GETS BIGGER EVERY YEAR

SINCE NUDSIE GAVE UP LIFTING WEIGHTS

AND STARTING HOISTING BEERS

HE WAS LYING ON THE BEACH ONE DAY

THE SUN KEPT GETTING HOTTER

SOME SAVE THE WHALE FREAKS CAME

AND DRAGGED HIM BACK INTO THE WATER

CHORUS:

BEER GUTS OF AMERICA

STAND UP IF YOU CAN

STICK OUT YOUR BIG BEER GUT

AND HOIST A COOL ONE IN YOUR HAND

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YOUR BEER GUT IS YOUR BUDDY

ITS A FRIEND WHO'S ALWAYS NEAR

AND ALL YOU EVER HAVE TO DO

IS FEED IT LOTS OF BEER

3. MUNGO DRANK A PONY KEG

AT DROOPY AHOS WEDDING

HIS EYES WENT ROLLING ROUND AND ROUND

AND THEN HE STARTED SWEATING

HE TRIPPED ON DUCK AND FUZZ

'CAUSE THEY WERE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR

HE LANDED ON HIS BEER GUT

AND HE BOUNCED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR

4. I TOOK MY DATE INTO THE SAUNA

AND ON THE BENCH WE SAT

SHE POINTED AND SHE SAID

I NEVER SEEN ONE BIG AS THAT"

SHE HELD IT AND SHE STROKED IT

AND SHE TOLD ME WITH A SMILE

BODY BUILDERS MAKE ME SICK

BUT BEER GUTS DRIVE ME WILD

(REPEAT CHORUS)

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