The Dirty Hound Dogs - Beer Bottle Goggles Lyrics

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[verse 1:]

Well sit down son and let me tell you how it's done

It's a little story about number one

Most people think its tequila or whiskey

But this is how your momma met me.

I opened up a bottle of icy cold beer

And i looked at your momma and said come over here

The beer was cold and it was sliding on down

Then all of a sudden your momma was around

[chorus:]

And i was wearing beer bottle goggles

And she looked outta this world

But come the next morning i was ready to hurl

So i chewed of my arm and i chewed of my leg

I did all that i could to get out of that bed

Beer bottle goggles couldn't believe what i had done

It was time to look out for number one

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[verse 2:]

So i went back to another beer

I looked around and your momma was near

Call it a curse or maybe worse

But i swear this is what i heard

[chorus:]

And you were wearing beer bottle goggles

And i looked outta this world

But come the next morning you were ready to hurl

So you chewed of your arm and you chewed of your leg

You did all that you could to get out of that bed

Beer bottle goggles couldn't believe what you had done

It was time to look out for number one

[verse 3:]

So listen up son don't do what i've done

You could get trapped and be under the thumb

Just drink that tequlia or whiskey

But please leave that beer alone

[chorus:]

Or you'll be were wearing beer bottle goggles

And she'll look outta this world

But come the next morning you'll be ready to hurl

And you'll chewed of your arm and you'll chewed of your leg

You'll do all that you can to get outta that bed

Beer bottle goggles you won't believe what you had done

I'm telling come on son look out for number one

[repeat chorus to fade:]

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