Weird Al Yankovic - Bedrock Anthem Lyrics

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Sometimes I feel

Like I need a vacation

Sometimes I feel

Like I wanna go

To the city of cavemen

The city of Bedrock

I'd be a Flinstone

Now I'll tell you why...

Well, I've got I've got a woman named Wilma

Well, I've got I've got a baby named Pebbles

Well, I've got I've got a doggy named Dino

We do a little bowling and we drink a little vino

Well, I've got a little buddy, Barney Rubble

Got a neighbor by the name of Barney Rubble

He's a midget but he makes a lot of trouble

Doesn't like to shave, he got caveman stubble

Me and Barney, Loyal Order Water Buffalo

Lodge brothers, Loyal Order Water Buffalo

There's a handshake everybody gotta know

How come grand Poo-Bah always gotta run the whole show?

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Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now

Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now

Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now

I get by on all my prehistoric knowhow

Betty and Barney got a baby named Bamm-Bamm

Little Pebbles is his number one fan

He's the strongest toddler in the whole land

Tear your arm off if he shakes your hand

Got a car, gonna push it with my feet now

Gonna take my family out to eat now

Jumbo ribs at the drive-in can't be beat now

Made from brontosaurus, baby, not a moo-cow

Wanna chill with a Sabretooth Tiger

Wear a loincloth, natural fiber

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Got a pterodactyl for a windshield wiper

Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now

Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now

Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now

Don't know what it means but I say it anyhow

Lucky me, workin' down in the gravel pit

Movin' rocks, on a big dinosaur I sit

Mr. Slate gets mad and he throws a fit

Pull the birdie's tail, everybody knows it's time to quit

I realize I'm living in the Stone Age

No fax, no cellular phone-Age

Pick my teeth with a dinosaur bone-Age

Liftin' heavy boulders every day for my wage

Barney Rubble, laughin' like a hyena

Barney Rubble, what a little weiner

Where's Wilma? Anybody seen her?

Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner

Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now

Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now

Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now

Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now

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