Asher Roth - Bad Day Lyrics

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And it just keeps going and it just keeps

So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave

Heading to a friends wedding in the NYC

But my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat

All this jet setting has really been getting to me

It's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep

But instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat an isle seat

Fine by me but the guy that's insides always trying to pee

With a wild child behind that's crying

And keeps flipping out and kicking at me

While it violently screams

So I silently plead "Oh God

Please let there be a hunny sitting 27B"

But of course a morbidly obese beast

Is in the seat that weeses when it breathes

Dude sitting D is at least three deep

And he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees

Osgood schlatters

Just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars

And when I thought that it couldn't be worse I forgot my iPod

I'm having a bad day

Nothing ever seems to go my way

Everybody needs to go away

Why because I'm having a bad day

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And it just keeps going and it just keeps

And it just keeps going and it just keeps

So four hours of turbulence

We land when I'm about to turd my pants

But the captain is seat belt fastened

So my ass is just passin' gas and at last I escape

When I'm minutes away from clinically insane

I make my way towards baggage claim

When I hear a high pitched voice scream my name

(Asher)

Some dumb bitch I went to high school with

While she's sweating she's telling me she likes my shit

I just smile and think how great it would be

If I could just hit this chick with a quick leg sweep

(Leg sweep)

So I pick up my LL bean

And B line for the next taxi

In need of weed and boxer briefs

But my bags only got maxis

I'm having a bad day

Nothing ever seems to go my way

Everybody needs to go away

Why because I'm having a bad day

And it just keeps going and it just keeps

And it just keeps going and it just keeps

I check into my hotel room

And I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom

Tell him my mood and how I'm ordering food

And I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie

But the tube has no HBO so anything I want

Yo I'm paying for but I'm lame and broke

So I'm laying in a robe

Watching that Little People Big World show

Right then there's a knock at the door

It's my last hope for a Spanish whore

Who will change my sheets in exchange for penis

"Hi I've lost my cock have you seen it?"

Jesus this day is the worst

At least I can give me a little jerk

And then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless

I guess it could be worse

But I'm just having a bad day

Nothing ever seems to go my way

Everybody needs to go away

Why because I'm having a bad day

And it just keeps going and it just keeps

And it just keeps going and it just keeps

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