Superstar Princess - Bad Babysitter Lyrics

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I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!

I'm making 6 bucks an hour...(2 x)

Babysitting sucks but whatever they

Got junk food, kung fu, egg fu,

Dig Dug, a dog too

And a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub,

I mean he's old but not dimed out

If I'm bad I'll turn around in the

Corner for Time Out

Aight Josh what you wanna do?

You wanna watch cartoons?(ya)

HBO got Platoon(no!), hey get back in the room!

I assume your folks are gonna be out late,

Go make me Kool Aid

I'm a sit on the couch and

Masturbate then call my boyfriend

Gabe and see if he ate

Spit out my Bubbalicious and

Get to one of them big fridges

That could fit 10 midgets

Damn they're rich,

Hey she left me like fifty dishes

-bitch!

Let's try on ya mom's minks

Think she'll miss these Chanel links?

In high heels you look like

Jar Jar Binks- go play under the sink

(I want my daddy!)

I want your daddy as well

But if you tell, you'll die of sickle

Cell and God told me

You're goin straight to hell

Well if you don't like it I can leave

And then you'll be alone believe me

That's what the creepy monsters want

Plus I'll be taking your TV (no)

Put on your jammers and

Don't wet the bed I got a camera

I'll take a picture and show that

Little girl you like Sara

Oh and one more thing- there's been

Several mass murderers spotted

In the area

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I'm a bad babysitter, got my

Boyfriend in your shower, Woo!

I'm makin 6 bucks an hour...

Let's make Fluffernutters don't

Fuckin utter another peep

I'll take the cookie cutter make

Star cookies outta ya skin

While you sleep

Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom

Cabinet hey what are these pills?

I'll take the Valium Josh you take a bag

And the Tagament

Stop throwin up I'm not paid enough

You clean up the rug

Is that Fluff? I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O

Was too much

All right kid you gotta go to bed,

I know its only 6 but my boy just came over

And he wants me to give him head

Sit his bare ass on the couch where

You watch Small Wonder

Next time you see Vicky the spot'll be

Sticky cuz I sucked his dicky

And used your mom's cucumber

Don't worry I'll put it back in the Frigidaire'

Scared? You can have it for supper nice

And crisp in the Tupperware

No bedtime story, Gabe get

Off you're so horny!

Josh get in bed and Freddie Krueger

Might let you see your mom

In the mornin

No porn and shut the shade Gabe-

One day you'll know how nice it is

To get laid while you gettin paid

I'm a bad babysitter, got my

Boyfriend in your shower, Woo!

I'm making 6 bucks an hour...

Oh damn they just came back

Geez Mr W your wife looks bad

(oh, it must have been the drinks she had

We dranks some mai tais watched ha la

Ripped off her thigh highs)

Too much information I need a ride

(oh lets take the benz)

Thats the coolest car i've ever seen

(how old are you again

I forget, 19?)

Yeah syc! in like in four more years

(one time could you please show me

One of those nice cheers?)

Woo!

Have you been workin out ?

(no doubt, here's your house)

You wanna come in we just got this

Awesome new couch

(ouch stop it girl)

Can I get a little peek?

(Nah girl I'll take a raincheck and

See you next week)

I'm a bad babysitter got my

Boyfriend in your shower woo!

I'm making six bucks an hour(3x)

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