Lil' Kim - Aunt Dot Lyrics

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[Lil' Kim]

.. My Aunt Dot

Left a glock and some blood on my sheets

Told me clean the shit up then she hit the streets

Even though I'm her niece she copped me a piece

Wack-ass caliber nickel-plated with the silencer

What? She don't know I like my guns pretty?

Like my boy Castor Troy with the twin-glizzies

I heard a knock at the door {*knock knock knock knock knock*}

To my surprise I saw these two familiar eyes

Who are you?

[Lil' Shanice]

Whattup? I'm Shanice don't remember me?

[Lil' Kim]

She called me by my government name Kimberly

Who sent you?

[Lil' Shanice]

My mom sent me; her name is Dottie

She packed a note in my knapsack along with a shottie

[Lil' Kim]

Hmmph she was cute; and mad fly

She had the Prada knapsack with the hat to match

Bavari hiking boots with the mink bubblegoose

And I could see she was admiring my Minski suit

Then she handed me the note

[Lil' Shanice]

Here - read this

[Lil' Kim]

I just stared her up and down

Cause I couldn't believe this - then I opened it

It said "Bitches is out to get you;

Your so-called friends put a bomb in your Benz.

I'm on a mission now to do some harm to your friends.

They know where you live so evacuate the crib.

And oh the little girl that's your cousin Shanice.

Since I can't be with her I need you to babysit her.

Besides; she looks up to you - you're her idol -

And tomorrow is her first violin recital

And she would be more than happy if you could take her.

Peace my number's on the back of the paper hit me later."

Damn.. what went wrong?

Can't we all just get along and make hit songs?

Bitches all up in my ass like a thong

If this was a show y'all hoes would get "gonged"

Cause if it's on then it's on bring it on

What the fuck you waitin for? C'mon let's get it on

What? What's takin you so long? I got plans for the future

To bring back your head like Medusa

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Chorus: Lil' Kim (repeat 2X)

Girls be actin stink and mad funny

Y'all bitches bleed like me on the monthly

Can't stand the pain then pop a "Humphrey"

I know it hurts.. (I'm killin y'all)

[Lil' Kim]

Uhhh we in the Range in this fucked up weather

It's snowin and I'm tryin to put the whole shit together

How Laverne she always wanted to be like me

And dress like me and look like me

And Nicole it's like she lived in my house

Askin me for money day in - day out

And last but not least the grimiest one Tayesha

She planned it all come to find out her name is Keisha

C'mon Shanice I'm takin you to my house in L. Conn.

(I wanna go with you!) Uhh be quiet and we'll get along fine

[Lil' Shanice]

C'mon please I wanna be just like you

600 Mercedes and 380's in my doll babies

Crazy baguettes in my barettes; and

H-class rocks inside my baby G shop

Fuck Barney and Lambchops; I don't love them hoes!

But anything goes when it comes to bankrolls

Diamonds on my toes X-and-O's

Versace hottie in designer clothes

Scoop Lil' Nique and Jus then take 'em to Toys'R'Us

Make em spend they cheese then kick 'em out and take the bus

I'm the S-the-H-the-A-the-N-the-I-the-C-the-E

But all my friends call me Miss Little Queen Bee

What what? I like the green know what I mean?

Ever seen The Professional? (uh-huh) Well I come cleaner

[Lil' Kim]

You know what? I like you; little big person

But rule number one - no cursin

Anyway what you know about that?

You too young for that when I was your age

I woulda got hung for that

Then I picked up the phone to call my Aunt Dot

So she could fill me in a little more about the plot

Hmm.. nine-one-seven eight-five-eight two-one-two-two

"Hello?" Yo what's the deal?

Why these bitches buggin out;

I mean what's this all about?

"See it's sorta like what Tonya Harding did to Nancy

They don't want you to win no more

Soul Train they don't want you to attend no more

And I guess that's why they ain't your friends no more

The other day when I was comin out the grocery store

I saw the bitch Nicole in front of the salon next door"

For real? "Yup then I choked the bitch out

At least one to the heart tied up her hands and feet

Through her in my backseat

Then I dumped her on a dead-end street

The other two? Yeah they still linger

But don't you lift a finger I'ma get 'em

So just pray I come home

And when we hang up get rid of your phone"

Whoo! When Aunt Dot comes oh brother

It's like five Bloody Mary's one after another

Hmmph she have you stressed no wearin white no sex

And when she get vexed you guess what happens next

Cause them other two girls that's still on the menu

Is the reason why the story is to be continued..

Chorus

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