Leroy Van Dyke - Auctioneer Lyrics

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There was a boy in Arkansas who wouldn't listen to his ma

When she told him that he should go to school

He'd sneak away in the afternoon take a little walk and pretty soon

You'dfind him at the local auction barn

Well he'd stand and listen carefully then pretty soon he began to see

How the auctioneer could talk so rapidly

He said Oh my it's do or die I've got to learn that auction cry

Gotta make my mark and be an auctioneer

25 dollar bid now 30 dollar 30 dollar

30 dollar 30 dollar give me a hollar 30 dollar

Who will bid it at a 30 dollar bid?

35 dollar 35 35 make it 35 and a 35 make it 35 and a 35

Who will bid it at a 35 dollar bid?

As time went on he did his best and all could see he didn't jest

He practied on and then some night and day

His pappyd find him behind the barn just a workin up an awful storm

As he tried to imitate the auctioneer

Said his pappy Son we just can't stand to have a mediocre man

Sellin' things at auctions usin our good name.

I'll send you off to auction school and then you'll be nobodys fool

You can take your place among the best

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35 dollar bid 40 now 40 dollar 40 dollar

40 dollar 40 dollar give me a hollar 40 dollar

Who will bid it at at a 40 dollar bid?

40 dollar 45 45 will you make it 45 give me 45 and a 45

Who will bid it at a 45 dollar bid?

So from that boy who went to school there grew a man who played it

Cool

He came back home a full fledged auctioneer

And people came from miles around just to hear him make that rhythmic

Sound

That filled their hearts with such a happy cheer

His fame reached out from shore to shore he had all he could do and more

He had to buy a plane to get around

Now he's the tops in all the land so lets all give that man a hand

He's the best of all the auctioneers

45 dollar 50 now 50 dollar 50 dollar

50 dollar 50 dollar give me a hollar 50 dollar

Who will bid it at a 50 dollar bill?

50 dollar 55 55 make it 55 and a 55 make it 55 and

Sold that horse for a 50 dollar bill

Hey well alright sir open the gates up let 'em out and a'welcome boys. here we come a lotta number 29 in whatta ya give for 'em? I've gotta 25 dollar bid make it 30 dollar 30 who'll give me 30...

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