Bowling For Soup - Assman Lyrics

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I tried to break into your house on friday night

I got attacked by your big dog

I tried to play my guitar at your window side

Your mother said it was her room

I didn't know it

I didn't know it

I didn't know it

I didn't know it

I left my phone off of the hook on friday night

You got pissed off and called my friend

I tried all week to figure why we had a fight

What did i say that wasn't right

I didn't know it

I didn't know it

I didn't know it

I didn't know it

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Why don't you be my one and only friend?

Why don't you be my sidekick?

You be robin and i'll try to be batman

You be paul and my letterman

I waited for you once to pick me up from work

You never showed and i was stuck

I left a message with your dad that i came by

He said you had another guy

I didn't know it

I didn't know it

I didn't know it

I didn't know it

Why don't you be my one and only friend?

Why don't you be my sidekick?

You be robin and i'll try to be batman

You're yoko ono i'm john lennon

Why don't you be my one and only friend?

Why don't you be my sidekick?

You be robin and i'll try to be batman

You be marie and donnie osman

Why don't you be my one and only friend?

Why don't you be my sidekick?

You be robin and i'll try to be batman

You're emmit smith and i'm troy aikman

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