Eminem - As The World Turns Lyrics

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(I don't know why this)

Yes man as the world turns

(World keeps turning round and round)

We all experience things in life

(But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)

Trials and tribulations

(I don't know why this)

That we all must go through

(World keeps turning round and round)

When someone wants to test us

When someone tries our patience

(But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)

I hang with a bunch of hippies

And wacky tobacco planters

Who swallow lit roaches

And light up like Jack-o-lanterns

Outsiders baby and we suing the courts

'Cuz we're dope as fuck and only get a 2 in the source yo

They never should've booted me out of reform school

Deformed fool takin' the shit now warn bulls

They threw me out the Ramada Inn

I said it wasn't me I got a twin

Oh my god it's you! Not again

It all started when my mother took my bike away

'Cuz I murdered my guinea pig

And stuck him in the microwave

After that it was straight to the 40 ouncers

Slappin' teachers and jackin' off in front of my counselors

Class clown freshman dressed like Les Nessman

Fuck the next lesson I'll past the test guessin'

And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead

He'll never last the only class he'll pass is Phys Ed

May be true till I told this bitch in gym class

That she was too fat to swim laps she needed slim fast

(Who me?)

Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big tanny's

And stepped on Jenny Craig

She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig

Put me in the headlock then I thought of my guinea pig

I felt the evilness and started transformin'

It began storming I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming

Grabbed that bitch by her hair drug her across the ground

And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down

Sorry coach it's too late to tell me stop

While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop

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(I don't know why this)

As the world turns

(World keeps turning round and round)

These are the days of our lives

These are the things

That we must go through

(But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)

Day by day

We drive around in million dollar sports cars

While little kids hide this tape

From their parents like bad report cards

Outsiders and we suing the courts

'Cuz we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in the source

Hypercondriac hanging out at the laundromat

Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at

Dressed like a sailor standin' by a pale of garbage

It's almost dark and I'm still tryin' to nail a trailer park bitch

I met a slut and said "What up its nice to meet ya

I'd like to treat ya to a Bagel and a slice of pizza

But I'm broke as fuck

And I don't get paid till the first of next month

But if you care to join me I was bout to roll this next blunt

But I ain't got no weed no Phillies or no papers

Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist

So gimme all your money and don't try nothin' funny

'Cuz you know your stinkin' ass is too fat to try to outrun me"

I went to grab my gun thats when her ass put it on me

Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry

I fell through the glass doors started causin' a scene

Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin' machine

Jumped up with a broken back

Thank god I was smokin' crack all day

And doped up off coke and smack

All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse

Now I wanna kill her but so I gotta catch her first

Ran threw alleys parkin' lots and took a shortcut

Saw the house she ran up in and shot her fuckin' porch up

Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut

Looked around the room thats when I seen the bedroom door shut

I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked

You might as well come out now

She said "Come in its unlocked!"

I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne

And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin' gay porn

She said "Come her big boy lets get acquainted"

I turned around to run twisted my ankle and sprained it

She came at me at full speed nothin' could stop her

I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her

I started to beg "No please let go"

But she swallowed my fuckin' leg whole like an egg roll

With one leg left now I'm hoppin' around crippled

I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple

Just trying to buy me some time then I remembered this magic trick

Den den den den den den go go gadget dick

Whipped that shit out and ain't no doubt about it

It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage

I shouted "Now bitch lets see who gets the best!"

Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death

(Come here bitch

Come here

Take this motherfuckin' dick

Bitch come here)

(I don't know why this)

And as we go along

Throughout the days of our lives

(World keeps turning round and round)

(But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)

We all face small obstacles

(I don't know why this)

And challenges everyday

That we must go through

(World keeps turning round and round)

These are the things that surround us

Through our atmosphere

(But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)

Every day

(I don't know why this)

Every single day the world keeps turning

Keeps turning

Keeps turning

(World keeps turning round and round)

(But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)

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