The Singing Loins - Another Folk Song About Death Lyrics

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i'll be squatting on the cistern while you're straining on the toilet*

On your wedding night. shame to have to spoil it.

I'll be spying through the keyhole as you hump away in bed.

Soon the vein will burst inside your head.

Surprises are delicious. aren't they what life's all about?

Where's the fun if you could sniff me out?

I am not cruel partial or subjective

So don't blame me... oh well if you must.

I can't be bribed swindled or outwitted.

If not me who can you trust?

I nab the beauties oh especially the beauties.

You understand it's just my duty.

I creep right up behind them as they hit the sparkling town

And pull there knickers down.

I'll be grinning through the windscreen of that special ten ton truck.

Madam you're about to come unstuck.

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Hell or heaven? you'll find i'm not judgemental.

I don't care. it's not my business.

O dear oh dear you didn't see me coming?

No big goodbye or little kiss?

I'm the hand that grabs your ankle as you're skipping down the stairs

Whoops! let me scoop up all your cares.

I'll escort you by the balls sir to a consequential date.

Nasty cough; have another fag mate.

I might whisper self destruction as a strange compelling need

Then sidle off and whistle while you bleed.

I love to laugh at honour and resilience

And to the brave: the poison cup.

You'll often find my spittle on their faces

And the unfulfilled crack me up.

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